ThePest179

Granted, but it's pain. I wish for McDonalds.

banned for wanting chaos

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And you're Microsoft.

Granted, you hit your head on the table instead. I wish for my work to be finished right now.

I'd be dead. I'd also be in incredible pain. If you had a canister of poison gas?

5/10 "Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator! How do you get to the ladder? You take the elevator that's not working! WHO THOUGHT THIS ONE UP?!" -Dr. Gordon Freeman

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Granted, they're well past the expiration date though. I wish for a crowbar.

Banned for bringing unreason.

What? Actually nevermind. I probably missed another detail. Again.

*headdesk* I need to read the damn posts in the threads I go into before I speak. That's the third fucking time in a row I did something like that. That does clear everything up, in any case. (Although, I inferred that after Freeman went through NP, the Combine lost control of it really badly, with the base itself destroyed. Just my interpretation of HL2 events, I don't have much evidence for my claims.)

Not to nitpick, but NP is not contested. The rebels mount some raids that are beaten back, and from what we hear in-game, the only rebels that have seen the inside in-universe are some Vortigaunts and the people slated for conversion into stalkers or overwatch soldiers. Minor point though.

Granted, you are an immortal lich with great wealth, but become insane, greedy, and sociopathic. I wish for another hat.

That's not specific enough, but eh. I'd go completely insane trying to keep awake, going down deeper and deeper into my own mind. If you had an apple?

15

Monty Python. A rock, or a stick?

Banned for changing the reason.

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Ah. Still pretty bad. Vent: I fucking hate how I miss things that are right in front of my fucking face! I mean once or twice is alright, but it has been a near constant lately.

Anyone who cares, I have a pattern to my numbers now. 3

Pass. I already know, and regret alot. If you lived in Palestine (Gaza specifically), were registered as a citizen* there, and couldn't leave? *Israeli settlers don't count.

Oh, bullshit. You're grasping at straws here. Meh. Probably. Until the third game, right? Speaking of which, did the third game have any Arab villains? Jesus Christ. I hope everything turns out alright. I'd make a joke about it, but this could be parental abandonment. Just be damn careful, okay?

Boy, how I wish that this was still true. Anyways, the post above mine sums up my thoughts on the US right now (also welcome to the forum, please disregard anything I posted in 2013, thanks).

I wish for a seven.