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Freeman will take forever to complete Water Hazard. Then, when he makes it to Black Mesa East... "Dr. Freeman? Gordon Freeman? You made it here, this quickly! Well, Eli is going to be amazed, not to mention relieved!" "Quickly? What the fuck are you talking about? I took at least five hours to get here, and you say I made it here quickly? What the Hell kind of drugs are you on, lady?

I need a hologram, so that when one of the scientists walks in, sits down, and starts working, I have a hologram of a ___ come up and try and ___.

__!...__. What could it mean?

I really hope not, to be honest. I just want to get to and through Xen, finish Half-Life 1 and move on. Well, it could be like with other Mind Series, where Freeman teleports at random to other games, then finally stops teleporting and moves on.

YOU TRICKED ME INTO ___ YOU IN A REALLY LOUD WAY!

Black Cards: WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?! That kind of reminds me of that time when that ___ got caught between the ___. ___? This looks like a job for Ambassador Pineapple! Is that an ___? It IS! Where's my helmet? White cards: Squirrels getting caught between power lines. Annoying suits. Missing helmets.

Rebel: Dr. Freeman, wait! I'll come with you. Freeman: Uh, no you won't. I can manage by myself. You can die. Rebel: Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman! Freeman: Why would I...you're crazy. I bet you're another one of those zombies I saw back in Black Mesa. Rebel: Sometimes, I dream about cheese. Freeman: Oh, for cry- Hey, me too! I like cheese. But, you're still weird for saying that, though. Rebel: I'm not even gonna tell you to SHUT UP! Freeman: Hey, fuck you too, buddy.

Welp, shit.

This is Freeman's Mind we're talking about here. Honestly, would you really be surprised if Gordon listened to music? He's already tried to get high off some animal tranquilizer. His priorities have been blown to shit.

Since there's already a Half-Life 2 reactions thread, I think it's appropriate that there be a Half-Life 1 reactions thread. Nihilanth: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN..." Freeman (In a very low voice indicating that he's terrified beyond screaming) "What the fuck is that thing and why does it know my name."

What could it be? The upcoming April Fool's Joke? A collab? Just a master ruse to get us hyped? I don't know, but I want to hear your theories.

Okay, forget the whole Machinima.com thing. Side project? Related to Freeman's Mind? What could it be?

The progress bar hasn't been updated in quite a while. Either Ross is too busy trying to solve legal matters, or he's just working on the next episode.

"Pick up that can." "Wait...what? He wants me to pick up a can? Is that all that's required to move through this ga-" "Pick. Up. The can." "Alright! Jesus fucking Christ..." "Now, put it in the trash can." "...Seriously? Trash pickup? Alright, but I better get paid for this. Jesus, I shouldn't be doing this, I have a doctor's degree..." "Alright, you can go. Hahaha..." "Did he just laugh at me? I don't know, but I think that guy was just screwing with me. I could go through here, and there would be a dozen cops on my ass. Fuck it, I'm gonna go in. I may as well die, anyways, I should've killed myself hours ago! ...Wait, no one's waiting for me! I wanted to die fighting! This police force SUCKS!"