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Uh, guys?

Where were you when TF2 short came out?

>Sees rebels tearing down Breencast monitor "Hell yeah! Row, row, fight the power! I was hoping they would do that!"

"Oh shit, am I a pedophile? Nonono... No. I mean, I wasn't attracted to her until she's like twenty something, right? So no pedo. And technically I should be forty seven now, but biologically I'm still twenty seven because my cells didn't age during suspended animation. Shit, statutory rape gets confusing when you factor in time travel. You know what, fuck it, she's hot and I'm already a fugitive." "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you..." "So, wait, you're OKAY with me fucking your daughter? WHY WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?! ...Wait, why am I getting angry at this?"

PREVIOUSLY ON FREEMAN'S MIND...

Ever heard of Felix's Mind? That one's actually good https://www.youtube.com/user/corky064 Felix's Mind is good and all, but I don't like how every episode seems to have less and less humor. "I've got an idea! Let's take the concept of a comedic series about the thoughts within the protagonist's head, and take it SUUUUPR SRS."

Oh my God why did this have to be an April Fool's Joke why can't this be real why can't this be fucking real WHYWHYWHYWHY

A really, REALLY badly made Freeman's Mind video, complete with screen-pointing, the HUD, pausing, and a nasally voice.

"You know, all of this concrete dust is a breathing hazard." Freeman's Mind: Episode 56: Chainsmoker Freeman

Freeman Talks Like a Pirate 2: Electric Boogaloo Freeman Dies a Horrible Death 2: Electric Boogaloo Doomguy's Mind: Episode 8 The Threequel to the Amazing Halo Video Civil Protection: Double Feature 2: Electric Boogaloo Diary of a Zombie 2: Elect- oh forget it

You already know the answer to that: He'll just run around shooting them.

There is. http://pyz.socialgamer.net/index.php

Maybe it's his job to guard ___ from being eaten by ___.

When he starts the game and notices that he is completely clean... "Huh, I guess that guy gave me a bath and healed me while I was in stasis. That's nice...wait a fucking minute! If he gave me a bath, then that means...oh FUCK NO."

Well, if the fundraiser is to be believed, Half Life is going to be done this year. Hooray.

Hey, you forgot your ___! Take some of mine!

I hear ___. But I don't see ____. It must be space ____.

Male Rebel: "When this is all over...I'm gonna mate." Freeman: "Hell yeah! At least you have the same idea as me!" Alternatively: Female Rebel: "When this is all over...I'm gonna mate." Freeman: "Why do we have to wait?"

So, the final donation prize (if you want to call it that) is a promise to complete Half Life this year. Not Freeman's Mind, Half Life. So does that mean Freeman's Mind 2 is confirmed? Also, I would donate, but I'm shit dry when it comes to money, so I can't.

GET HYPE FAGGOTS

I remember in a job interview I had five years ago, they asked me "Where do I see myself in five years?" I never knew how to answer that question. And now, as I'm ____, this is why.

That guy has way more lens flares, sample text, and 360 XXXnoscopesXXX than anyone else here. Thank you, Space Jesus.

White Cards: Nano emitters projecting sexy holograms. Getting hunted down and killed by ninjas ten years from now. Kill everyone in the building. Black Cards: Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, ___!

"Now...about that beer I owed ya." "What? Who are you and where is your beer?" "It's me, Felix! Barney, from Black Mesa! "Felix? Who the hell...