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Alright, if you release one episode a week, you might reach the deadline. This is good.

Freeman has the illusion of free choice. Even if he refuses, Half-Life 2 still happens. All we see is him standing in front of a bunch of aliens and then the credits rolling. Those could be fake. The G-Man put Freeman in stasis anyways.

After Freeman sees the Nihilanth, he'll die of a heart attack and the series will end. Calling it now.

I just realized that Freeman dropped into water after getting teleported. Whatever blood he had on him should've been washed off. That's one less thing to worry about.

He has a shitton of weapons. He should be able to survive against the authorities. The problem is that Freeman has never really taken into account whether or not aliens are teleporting to other places. He's gonna be in for a surprise.

I bet he's gonna wake up in Xen the next episode and find out this episode was just a dream.

"I think that he will make die Freeman at the end." "make die Freeman"

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIFYING OH GOD OH GOD FUCK

"Wait, what the hell?!" "Nicely DONE, Mr. FREEman, I will SEE you up aHEAD." "What does that mean? I thought I was going to Massachusetts! Can you even hear me?! Hello?! What the fuck..."

Uh, dude, are you okay? Guys, I think VeryShyPerson just had a seizure.

BACKRUBS

"Rise n' fuckin shine, Mista Freeman, rise n' fuckin shine. Not dat I wish ta imply you've been chillin on tha fuckin thang... No motherfucker is mo' deservin of a rest, n' all tha effort up in tha goddamn ghetto would have gone ta fuckin waste until... Well... Letz just say yo' minute has fucking... Come again... Da right motherfucker up in tha wack place can make all tha difference up in tha motherfuckin ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So wake up, Mista Freeman... Wake up n' smell tha fuckin shit."

bretty gud

"So, wake up, Mista Muthafuckin Freeman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Wake up and...smell tha ashes..." "I didn't peep you git on." "Every time I git relocated, I never git used ta dat shit." "Well... end of tha line." "Welcome, welcome ta Citizzle 17."

I still think he's gonna start teleporting. You said the editing will take longer for the next episode. That big one starts making him teleport fucking everywhere. I'm calling it.

If he does get to Half-Life 2, I don't think he's gonna call it Freeman's Mind 2. I think he's just gonna continue the episodes in numerical order.

The resolution to the cliffhanger will be about as interesting as the build up. He starts teleporting all over the place. Calling it now.

More additions to the first category! He will plan to use his Antlion army to become king of the world. He will call the first Strider he sees "Simba". Barney will be voiced by Ian Riley and his in-game dialogue will be recorded over somehow. He'll compliment the Combine for placing warning signs near their dangerous equipment, saying that it's more than Black Mesa ever did. He will be pissed when Alyx refers to him as "Gordon", while all the other Resistance members call him "Dr. Freeman". He earned his degree dammit, he didn't graduate from MIT so he could be addressed as a peasant. This Troper just wonders if Ross is seeing all these... And additions to the second category! Valve will ask Ross to announce Half Life 3 in the final episode. With episode 58 detouring into Half-Life: Uplink, the series will end the same way as the demo, with Gordon cornered by a Gargantua with no possible way to kill it. This one is jossed. He teleports back into the Lambda Core at the end.

Not all, just his top 20. Fair enough.

Once he actually gets to Half-Life 2 and almost none of these reactions actually happen, I think it'd be cool if Ross recorded himself saying all the lines here and then uploaded them.

WHAT DAH FAAAAAACK Best ending ever. Keep up the good work, Ross.

The aliens found out about his Game Dungeon on Helious.

GUNS YES MORE

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