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Lets' go simple, Why did the chicken cross the road?

Too hard for anyone to answer it.

Googling the answer doesn't even help me, I give up.

* Now about that beer I owed you* * Hey! I know you! You're that sucker I saw back in Black Mesa! * Sees Jeep* * What the fuck is this? This isn't a car! It is a heap of scrap metal on wheels! And you expect me to drive that? Forget Nova Prospekt, Im lucky if this piece of shit last me to a town*

Dicks TROLOLOLOLOLOO

Moon?

My riddle: A man was found dead with a knife in his hand. When the police investigated, there was a tape recorder, when played it said "Goodbye world, I'm going to die!" Immediately, the police know it was a murder. How?

WTF! NOW THE CHRISTMASHY IS GETTING USED BY OTHERS! but nvm, cause it isn't my creation, so anyone can use it

Ninja, your avatar is just a recolour of my avatar, but nvm cause it wasn't mine too, I just took it from google

Ninja, you took that riddle from VSauce2, either that or it's pure coincident (how do you spell it)

You forgot the one he told to run through the surgical unit.

Over coming his fear of blood

Foal's riddle answer is D I S K

What room have absolutely no walls at all?

Hello

Easy, A is A and D is D.

The man was running a weighing booth?

2 answer, a fish, or a coin.

You got it. Wow, I didn't even know that was the answer, because the riddle is so similar to this one. What has no start, no end and no middle? And just to spoil the fun, the answer is also donut.

Donut!

Wow, the Answer is, Happy Birthday!

I remember having strange dreams that I have, all of them are different, but I somehow think that they are connected to each other, for example, I dreamt that some people and I, were chased by a headcrab zombie in a subway station, or an underground railway. I managed to escape on a departing train and the dream ended. Then I remembered the dream I had a few months ago where one of the railway carriage had the walls ripped off and there was a HUGE hole in the carriage. The entire wall of the carriage was ripped off! I tried to crawl to the next carriage, but I got suck out and I went down into the ocean below ( the train was on a bridge) I think that after escaping from the Headcrab Zombie, the train I was in had the walls ripped of and I was sucked out of the carriage and down into the ocean I go. Weird right? I still have other dreams that I believe are somehow connected.

It is mentioned that the Combines are one large intergalactic empire that has attacked and enslaved different planets in different universe. This leads to some question I need to know. 1. In Half Life 2 and its episodes, we have never seen the Combines directly, closest are the Synth forces that the Combines have, half-animal,half- robot, and the Advisors.Is there a main alien race of the Combine Empire? 2. An Empire requires a leader to lead the entire empire. Breen was just a puppet ruler of Earth. Advisors are the 'somehow' true leader of Earth for Breen. But there are more than 1 Advisors, is it possible for the Combines to have one central ruler (Combine Overlord, Combine Emperor)? 3. Although not a question but, why haven't the Combine invaded Xen yet? I have 2 theories. 1. In order to open a portal to Xen, a large concentration of energy and matter is need.( Nihilanth keeping the portal open from Xen, teleportation lab in Lambda Core) I assume that the Combine don't have the technology to teleport to Xen. 2. Xen is the borderworld, it is also the mid section between two dimensions. Maybe the Combines aren't able to attack Xen yet as their teleportation technology can only teleport to any location within the same dimension. In order to open a portal to Xen, concentration of energy is needed or a mineral or crystals charged with energy is able to open an unpredictable portal to Xen.(Black Mesa Incident) What are your theories about the Combine Empire and Half Life Universe?

LOL but no.

Did Google pull out of China? Cause I remember Google threaten to pull out of Chine two or last year ago.