Mr.Anderson

Ross gives a few Appalachian Form Kung Fu pointers to a fan. Mr.Elsea, Security, checks his Palm Pilot to ensure there are no security reports. A group photo of some of Ross' female fandom. And some guys. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pS9KrYHogEk/TIOVAQHAK7I/AAAAAAAAA1s/xjONSk0-wc8/s1600/DSC02419.JPG So creepy. So very creepy. Like Giant Clowns. HUGE thanks to Mr. Richard Dean Anderson, who took us to a nice dinner after the park and was just an all-around awesome guy to meet. After long day, Ross was pleased with himself. Note the sunburn he does not yet know he has. You can see it through the blur. "Just One More Evan, Just One More. We can jump that fence over there!" Sleepy Carnival Nights. Somewhere a man in a Charlie Brown suit is curled up behind a stand with a bottle of Jim Bean trying to keep the demons away for one more night. Fireworks over Carrowinds

The police stop us to tell us they're all big fans. Ross is enthusiastic. Note the enthusiastic expression he directs at the Cameraman, who may or may not be directly responsible for them being late. Ross makes his triumphant arrival at CARROWINDS, the most amazing theme park in the world! On the side, Mr.Elsea, Security, checks his weaponized note pad is ready in its quick-draw holster. Ross explains critical roller coaster riding tips. For example rides in the afternoon are the wooden ones, classic coasters now overshadowed by their glitzy metal cousins. Also do not ride on roller coasters that are on fire. Group Shot of the main touring crowd. These guys were troopers and stuck with us all day. Note that the big fellow in the back is myself, and OMG what is he wearing!?!? A fan of Ross who just happened to be at the park. Handshakes and conversations were had and exchanged. Huge thumb-sized bug that showed up and crawled into my shirt, making one of the rides EXTREEEEME. Its mandibles were so big I could actually feel them separate from its legs as it checked my skin for delicious salt. Coasters Food Tasting by Mr.Elsea, Security. The fans get a little out of hand. Mr.Elsea, Security, tries to intervene. A excited fan of Accursed Farms who just happened to be at the park. Hands and dialogue were exchanged and shaken.

Ironically, it turned out we missed one our fans. He got there a little late, and planned to just meet us at one of the planned gatherings. Instead he was left suspended in the Gallows-Tree that is Windseeker, screaming from his terror of heights and the relentless grinding of dying gears and cogs, until his parched throat could scream no more. He could only howl at the air in a voiceless terror while the hours stretched by, and he dangled in the stratosphere like some kind of live bait for a beast that thrives on pure fear. Only his personal demons of fear and terror were there to give him solace. But he got down, had some free soda and one of those cool cups, then got to meet Snoopy and pals. He got a big old hug and everything was ok!

If you want to come, but can't buy the park tickets no problem! we're going to meet OUTSIDE the park first for a couple hours. Meet us there, grab some breakfast (or meet us on our way out once the park closes) and just have fun. For our North Meetup we raised quite a hullaballo at Dennys in the morning, and then returned and partied there till 1am afterwards. Also get a T-Shirt!

I'm over 40 and what is a 4chan? taptaptap... *puts on Sunglasses* Another innocent 4channed. My mission is complete.

It lightly sprinkled a couple times during the day, just enough to knock down the heat during the worst parts. In fact, until about 3 or 4 I'd say the heat was not bad at all. The Coasters ran most of the day, I think they were only down at the very start. I guess you could describe it as overcast without any real rain.

Ladies and Gentlemen, pictures for you to peruse for your perusing pleasure. Please do not post these on 4chan with a kitten, pony or velociraptor head over any person in this picture. In this, Jamie explains how technically it was not a hit and run due to some fascinating loop holes in Virginia Law. Special Bonus! Combine these two for amazing landscape picture technology. Special Bonus Picture for People who Like Pictures of Not People. Oh she is a wily beast, how will she get home in my truck with all her crazy shinnanigans!? Ross loves his cake just like other humans. He and Craig (CP's Dave) look like that because the Cameraman bears a striking resemblance to the man who stole Marge. Marge is the love of the drunken man in the Snoopy Suit, currently rushing up behind the Cameraman holding one of those giant stuffed animal prizes in a way that promises violence. It was over 95 degrees. Despite that, poor souls were gyrating and flailing around in Uncanny Valley style Human Suits of the Peanuts, each motion of their exhausted limbs conveying the heat induced misery and bleak afternoon cavorting to come... and also that it was time for PEANUTS ROCK AND ROLL PARTY ADVENTURE BUT WHERE IS SNOOPY CAN YOU HELP FIND HIM KIDS

Good afternoon everyone! The big fellow in the Freemans Mind shirt here, just stopping by to say the meetup was amazing. Ross stuck with the crowd the entire time and great fun was had by all. Afterwords we even crashed at Dennys where we overwhelmed the single remaining waitress and caroused there until well after midnight. We stayed until final call, and had a ride on every roller coaster there. This included several insane ones, including the Tower of Death Drop, which Ross described as "giving him a direct and clear sense of his impending death." Folks seemed to like the posters and shirts a lot, later I'll try to get some posts of the shirts online so you, the internet viewer, can comment on them. Please note they were made by hand after the shirt printing machine caught on fire. There is an extensive story there. We're going to try to get a store up soon. Thanks again to everyone who came, more pictures to come soon! PS Also the Kings Dominion Dinosaur Adventure was.. well lets just say I'm pretty sure its not worth 5 dollars.