Ikthias

im bored (thats my general chat post)

"you at me!!! i can type good! see how fast my hands are?!"

Assassinates billy bob joe, and takes his sister as a bride, then settles down on top of the hill! with billy bob joe's body under the foundations of the house i build.

who needs a penis when you have computer?

retarded gay cops who are actually funny sometimes Land Before Time

"im ready baby, just lemme nibble on you a bit"

9/10 for originality

poser

because gender can never be confirmed with certainty on the interwebs

i reject your britney spears and substitute my morrowind sound track

Pshhhhh!!!! (maybe a little )

you find out you are the chosen one, but dont get any special powers or abilities

:Selina Kyle: Don’t tell me you’re my very own private probation officer. How often would you like me to check pants? :Batman: (Feeling Catwoman’s forehead) You’re hot. :Catwoman: Now you notice.

how is that a drinking game? (in spirit of the thread ill post another quote) "Red Claw? A woman???" "Do you have a problem with that, ?" "Not at all. I’m an equal opportunity crime fighter!" "You’ve finally met your match, ! Not surprising it’s a woman" dont forget my earlier quote that hasnt been answered! "A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let know. wants to make sure to look in the other direction."

banned for not knowing i inhibit science, not challenge it

7/10 -3 for not being anitomically correct 7 for cuteness

i said 3 was my favorite number so that mean its equivilent to a 10 or so -.- lol

banned for caring i havent been banned enough

MCDLXXV

the first capital was Assur but the most well known is Nineveh who wants to play DDO with me?

do tell "A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let know. wants to make sure to look in the other direction." i edited the name out cause its a dead giveaway if i included it

3/10 cause three is my favorite number

WHATEVER YOU DO! do not induce vommiting, god forbid you throw up the alcohol im almost out of beer, can i have some of your vodka?

find someone with a tasty looking face if i buy a deathnote from the drug dealer, should i eat bathsalts BEFORE i eat him or after?

Banned for accusing the accused