Humin
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Banned because you forgot the third one. Cupcakes.
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You find out your dog has shit in the house, in the toilet.
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Banned for not repositioning your glasses on your avatar so she can see.
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I wish for a computer that cannot go above or below 30c
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10/10 because I've used this in real life.
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underhell because it's just in the prologue so far and it's free. Curtains or drapes?
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You talkin' ta me?
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You adopt a dog only to learn that the previous owner has named it penis and he refuses to respond to any other name.
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Banned for Δεν μεταφράζοντας την υπογραφή μου.
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Banned for once contemplating whether or not you actually exist.
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Banned for having a toaster.
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I can't masturbate to this.
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Someone overnight has surgically replaced your groin. This time with a zero-point energy field manipulator in mini size.
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Banned for tu-turu
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How did they steal my van?
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It rained so hard that it looked foggy.
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You just remembered where you left your 1 million dollar check. In a cab. In New York City.
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I am now the Darker Knight.
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Right now a nuclear fusion reactor is 30 years away. 20 years from now a nuclear fusion reactor will be 30 years away.
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Overnight someone has surgically removed your groin and has replaced it with an iPhone 4s.
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There isn't text at the side of your eyes listing people you don't know while you're taking the tram Freeman, you're just being paranoid.
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101/1010 because I've been using binary too much lately.
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Can't we think of something else to do?
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Microsoft's solution for a problem with vista is to upgrade to 7. They don't even support vista anymore.
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There's a reason why the ME is now known as "Mistake Edition."
