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Humin

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  1. Banned because I was trying to avoid banception. 11110
  2. "I can fall faster than this!" "My Ph.D. is worth more than your life!"
  3. JG-McMKEeKM
  4. Banned for banning someone in a way that someone's already been banned for before. 1
  5. Got it! Gman is the supersentient future version of Gordon Freeman guiding himself through his destiny. LOLNOPE But seriously Gordon Freeman
  6. On the train at the beginning of the game: After all of that, all I want is some calming music and enough beer to forget two days' worth of memories. God I really hope I'm in a coma and for all of this to be a dream.
  7. >YFW I've been spying on all of you for the last five years.
  8. Banned for not being submissive. 10111101
  9. Give your coffee to wild animals. Watching them drink it should ween you off your addiction. My lamp only works with incandescent light bulbs but I can't seem to find any anymore. Where would I find one?
  10. >YFW the U.S. does the same thing.
  11. I do not ban you because I need someone to clean up the mess. 10111101
  12. Banned because I use science and blow you both up. 101111
  13. Only if each have an apple logo on it. Where did I likely put my remote?
  14. They could have them hold guns but they'd be reluctant, have horrible aim, be shaky, nervous, and not shoot that often.
  15. Banned because I didn't see anything drawn. 11110
  16. COLORS!
  17. Banned for going into said van. 100100
  18. Banned because those stupid candy machines never seem to work. 101111
  19. You discover the meaning of life and it turns out to be highly disappointing.
  20. Banned because the scientist refuses to take another step. 100100
  21. I can't stand playing a game without anti-aliasing. For me, having a game on high without using AA defeats the purpose of using the high setting.
  22. average intelligence of people who bought the game. Your cat learns how to open the bathroom door when you're taking a shower, walks in the shower, stands up, and starts taking a shower with you.
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