Humin

Turn left. Am I a good listener?

philosophy

They're probably going to announce it a few days before the game release. All that suspense in a short amount of time would definitely make for huge sales.

I would probably be less than panicked. Life has a 100% mortality rate. An apocalypse would just make it a little bit shorter.

The grammar in that post was horrific. I had to re-read it about 4 or 5 times.

Really? Ah well.

And the plants and the flowers were singing. And the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky ???.

I had a dream where I could use a rasengan. Turns out that in dreams, rasengans are more like super bubble gum bubbles. Also, I got one stuck on my face and it turned GOLD and I dated a cashier at "Generic Fastfood restaurant A" (no joke, that's what it was called. Either that or McWendy's). The next dream I remember, I spontaneously lucid dreamt. As it turns out, I can only fly if I'm going backwards. After about 5 minutes of thinking I came up with an ingenious plan. What if I just made the world under me infinitely fall? And have it rotate to my liking? It worked! The only problem was I couldn't get down and flying was more like using a plane. Left is right, up is down; and controlling height was problematic. I ain't proofreading that. Ok, maybe a little. Edit: Wow, even that was fun to read for me. And I'm the one who typed it!

I'm watching Sword Art Online right now (ongoing). I've been told the manga is better than the anime but I haven't read the manga so I don't care.

Look at what I can do with my back!

High tense action scene music right here. LEVjpVBWFyw

What the? Who the hell puts water in a can?

Banned because that building is still mocking me from the grave.

My favorite thing to do in any source game now is to turn off crosshairs. It just makes everything that much more intense.

Who needs Accursed Farms, Freeman's Mind, and Civil Protection when you have Ross Scott as your forced-at-gunpoint slave?

8/10 It has misspelling.

Banned for not taking me in your travels.

Banned because you may be a handsome devil, but that makes you a hideous angel.

meow

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10/10 That pink hair is really starting to get to me.

*rebooting from memory*

(flips hair)

Banned because this building insulted me. OSOyR3X2y9A

Banned for a seemingly contradictory statement that wasn't.