Humin

LIES! I'M FULL OF POWER! MILLIONS OF VOLTS OF IT! hawt

My hand suddenly looks tasty.

I couldn't resist the mini marshmallows. Someone should hide them from me even though I'm underweight.

I think that's the new emoticon. But why PENIS?

Does that mean there isn't one on here?

Compact freed 471040 bytes. Were they slaves?

I'm just here to say that I play HL2:DM and Garry's Mod and I'm wondering why I haven't found a thread for either. Is there a thread for those ones?

WAAAAOOOOH

Shten shout shof shten

3.95 per minute

I cannot top this. You win.

Start using words and not their definitions. TL;DR?

Oh, so I'm your wet dream.

It was snowing. Why was it snowing? It was in the 60s just a few days ago. This angers me.

I'm out of beef bouillon cubes for my mildly spicy beef bouillon broth. RAGE BTW, the ingredients are a bowl of water, 1 cube, 1/32 tsp of cayenne pepper and a variable ammount of regular pepper. Microwave for 2+ minutes. It tastes best at night. But I can't have it tonight because I'm out of cubes. I don't have very many things to vent about. MMMM so tasty. EDIT: I also only drink the broth. No noodles or anything else. EDIT2: I just turned a vent into something that is something other than venting. How do I keep accidentally going off topic?

asdf/jkl;

Banned because those weren't rats.

I think existing would top both.

Banned because I can't think of anything good for my sig. Which makes what's in my sig make sense.

1609 How do I fuck up a counting thread? I must be not in it today.

In other words, 4?

8ZcmTl_1ER8 I actually am.

I feel like I should be seeing the reflection of the earth out of those eyes. no r8ing 4 u.

1607 bottles of beer on the walls. Take them all down, pass them all around, everyone dies of alcohol poisoning.