So many to choose from...
On A Rail: Mike talks for over a minute enumerating all the reasons why train surfing is a stupid idea, and Dave's reply: "So are you coming, or what?" "NO, you crazy bastard!" "Wuss." "Lunatic!"
Friday: 1. "DAAAAAAAAVE! STOP IIIIT!!!" 2.*Dave ninja-kicks Mike in the belly* Mike: "That's it." Stun stick: *click,zzzzzt* >WHANGGG< and Dave collapses in a moaning heap. Mike: "That's right...that metal helmet of yours conducts electricity pretty good, doesn't it? *sigh* You're an idiot, Dave."
Morning Patrol: "Dave, I think you're the reason some people sleep with a gun under their pillow." And those happy little noises the Houndeye makes after the shock wave launches Mike and Dave is the cutest sound on the planet~