Cpl Dwayne Hicks

Course, not putting it in the comedy category would mean the omitting of my favorite comedy line in history. ("I have a doctor's degree! You guys are dicks.")

I was 4, maybe 5 when I last played this game, 17 now... All I can remember is that I rarely used ground units. I've been a skirmish freak since C&C: Red Alert, and my Total Annihilation strategy consisted of bombing the shit outta my enemies as early as possible. If that didn't work, I went in to overdrive turtling to try and bring out the biggest and baddest unit in my arsenal.

I'd imagine him at one point or another saying something like this: "Oh, you monkey assed, bloddy turd-brained, ferret faced son of a BITCH!!!" Or, more likely, "Why the fuck can't I drive this goddamn tank?! It would certainly come in handy later. And when I say later, I mean after this is all over and I need to re-establish myself. I could hold up Microsoft, get any chick I wanted, and be the ultimate badass!"