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There's an anti-pony *mandate* here.

I vaguely want a ~30 second long Episode 46.5 where, a la Episode 10.5, Freeman decides to avoid dealing with the tripmines by shooting them from a distance. In Episode 47, he would have the same idea, but abandon it worriedly not knowing why.

NDAs have barbs that take ages to remove.

:DDDDD The player character in Bioshock 2 isn't Jack; he's a Big Daddy (and no, not the Big Daddy version of Jack, a separate character); he never talks because Big Daddies can't talk.

Jack already has a voice, he just pretty much never uses it. You can probably find some shitty Freeman's Mind-style knockoff with Bioshock on YouTube, though.

Awesome to know that there's an informal schedule now! Keep up the good work. We all love you!

When are the Newest Episode and Episode Progress boxes going to update?

The Tears don't just travel between alternate universes, they also travel through time. For example, the first time you see Elizabeth opening a tear to a city, it's Paris in the 80s.

My current guess on the Freeman's-mind-related-project is that it's a reimagining of the G-Man scene at the end of Half-Life 1 wherein Gordon and the G-Man carry on a two-way conversation, to act as the eventual finale for the first "season", so-to-speak, of Freeman's Mind. It could also just as easily be *literally anything else*.

Neah, Valley-Girl-Mode was awesome; no shortening needed.

I'm assuming he's reserving it for bigger things.

Dumbass, did you even read Ross's update? The rejection was from Blip, not TGWTG, and it was a technical error, anyways, so nobody's at fault. The episode is coming through, guys. Everything's going to be okay. You can let go now.

Ross isn't with Machinima anymore, so isn't it immaterial?

Learn to read, dumbass.

Nope, he's hit the road already.

Breen. Not because he's the guy I'd most like to befriend or ally myself with, but because he has the most interesting character situation. I feel that Half-Life 2 kind of underused him.

I'm hoping we can get Ross a VA job in a AAA Valve game. He certainly could pull one off!

I'm hoping to invent perpetual motion. If it works, I could fund Freeman's mind, but I'd like to spend a few years establishing my business first. (Joking, obviously...)

Is it that kind of contract that was mentioned in that news story that was put on the forum? IE, is it the one that says that you're not allowed to release any kind of content at all outside of Machinima for the rest of your life?

When he finds out who Alyx is, he'll figure out that she was only, like, three the last time they met, and he will proceed to have an extended period of self-disgust.

I took this one as a satire on the other 'Minds.

Gordon turned off the HEV audio, remember?

Is Machinima evil enough to prevent Freeman's Mind from being made or released, or are they stupid enough to have no idea what they're doing and completely forget about their obligations? Because it's got to be one or the other.