Cake

I honestly look over my shoulder every now and then, from this. Not to mention I now hate mirrors, windows and shadows. Probably the scariest thing I have ever heard of.

I had a dream last night, where it looked like I was watching a movie. Apparently, almost the entire world had frozen over, and there was almost no warm areas left. A man was walking across one of the last beaches, looking for anything, I guess. There was a weird submarine thing that looked like a shark, which the man started inspecting, amazed. Slowly and quietly, something that looked like a Nova Prospeckt guard walked from the water with a harpoon gun and shot the man with it, and dragged him into the shark. There was some sort of grinder, and the guard threw him into it. I got close-up shots with the man being shredded, and then I abruptly woke up, confused and disgusted.

Who needs sleep?

When I was about 6, I had a nightmare where I was swimming away from a snake in a swamp, and it was gaining on me. I looked for the shore and found it, and climbed out. I guess the snake couldn't go on land, and I walked away, only for some alien thing to scream in my face. I abruptly woke up, scared half to death. I couldn't sleep at all that night, even though it was 2 AM. That dream ruined my childhood.

Tim.

Well, my name is Luke, my main hobbies are playing Half-Life and waiting for the Black Mesa mod. My name is Cake due to no good names being left.

Well, jokes aside, I'm an American gamer, and I guess I'm Tim now.

My name is Cake and I am a lie.