kuzmuz

Yay, logic! But that means I'm in love with everyone in town.

My friendo and I used to play poetry, I would think up a sentence and he will follow up, and at the end we would have PAGES of funny poetry Being that English isn't our native language, that's good. I also write poetry on Serbian, you can check it out on aprofondir.wordpress.com

You mean, Serbian?

I never knew what Dr. Who was.

Now Serbian, is an awesome language. Even more awesome than Russian, though, it's similiar- they come from the same group of languages- the Slavic languages. It has more swearing than any other. And Serbians don't swear casually , like most of the other people, nooo, they shout! The thing about Serbian it has declination, much like Latin, but in terms of reading, it has the rule of ''a letter is always read the same'', like, for example, in English you have the letter H, you read it like ''aitch'' , in a word like ''hour'' you read it like ''our'', or like in house you read it like ''house'' (I am not good at phonetic writing), but in Serbian, the letter ''H'' is always read like H in ''House''. In every word, as a single letter, etc..it's always read the same. It's a fun language to learn because of the swearing. We don't have usual curse words like ''fuck'' (okay, we have ''fuck'', it's jebiga, read like yebeega), but our curse words are more like sentences, usually following the template ''I fuck ______ (the target, usually a person's mother, or even God)'', and it has so many variations it gets funny. Like, ''Jebo ti pas mater'' means literally ''A dog fucked your mother'', which doesn't make sense, the creator of the curse didn't really mean that. Now, there are extreme examples, like , ''Jebem ti olimpijski bazen pun svete vodice'' which means ''I fuck an olympic pool full of holy water'', or, ''Jebem ti kilo žita i na svakom zrnu Boga'', which means, ''I fuck a kilogram of wheat and God on every corn''. Yeah, I know, it's sick, but it's funny.

My steam name is blejzbejli.

If I had a credit card I would so donate.

I always think of Eddie, the Iron Maiden mascot. And he (Freeman) said he collects skulls, so..

Hey, thanks!

Maan, all I can say is, you Americans are just screwed.

It's rare to see such a perfect reply like this. You know a thread just got serious when Ross replies to it. Aw yeah.

Whoa, this thread turned out suprisingly well, with some interesting answers - I just thought there would be one guy saying ''what the fuck did I just read'' and the thread would die...I'm so proud!

Iron Maiden- The Legacy

Many usernames here seem like a cat jumped on a keyboard and it made a word. But I at least hope some of them mean something. Like for example, mine, the explanation is in my signature- kuzmuz, you can read it below. (dafuq did you just read) P.S. It's pronounced like ''Kooz Mooz''

He has a painting of each weapon on his suit, and when he needs a weapon, he just bangs the painting and it comes alive and he uses that weapon. Like Conan the Adventurer.

I always thought they taste like pears, I don't know..

It will feature Ross dancing in a speedo and jumping from wall to wall, while whistling the Oompa Loompa theme, and around him there would be, like, candy, cakes, snacks, and women.

Coming in 42 days.

When Ross replies to your thread, you know the shit just got serious.

I just want an episode. BUT, if Ross had time and if he was paid to do FM, I would like to hear him singing... ''not a prisoneeeeer, I'm a freee maaaaaaaan, and my blooood is my oooooown noooooooow...''

Yeah, he says ''go'' ''left'' ''right'' ''forward'' and other things in the series, maybe someone can rip the words from the videos and make the voice mod?

I would love having a Ross-clone (or a Rosslicant?) playing Half Life coop with me.

Thanks, I'm Serbian too and I was always wondering, If I should make Serbian subtitles , but I wasn't sure anyone Serbian was watching Ross' videos. DAAAAVE! Also, there are some grammar errors, like ''ne spremne'' , ''znašli'' and others. But I don't mind.

ok, that could work This sounded to me like he wants music in the "action parts" of the episodes (like in videogames, actionmovies, ...). Both.

Yeah but it's just the 2 second beginning. This one he should be using, say, for the ending or the parts where he's shouting and shooting everyone