Chuckthe2nd

Not sure if masked love letter to Duke Nukem. And even though you hate the game, I have to point out that Skyrim had some pretty cool underwater stuff.

I never fucking swear, god damn. Why the hell would I? In actuality though, even though I swear online, I NEVER swear out loud. I don't really know why; it might be that I just subconsciously feel that I shouldn't say words that could potentially offend those around me. :/ Plus, you'll typically get a little more genuine respect from people if you talk like a sir while everyone else is cussing like a sailor.

Inb4 Whooves.

Spending my hard-earned money on super-expensive shit that I've been wanting to buy for years. It's a great feeling.

50vEZor0Ur4

ZAT VAS SERIOUS BUSINESS. so much business Oh god THAT

Meanwhile:

ZAT VAS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

notarget works as well.

lol google lol apple

In dramatic contrast to the depressing people here, I'm making the most of life and trying to be awesome no matter what the circumstances. You should give it a try. I'd recommend turning on some badass 80's rock, wearing a pair of aviators, and then doing pushups n' shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, when you play Black Mesa Source, do you ever get frustrated by On A Rail? Do you find it impossible to bring down the soldiers who assault you from every angle? Well fret no more! Me and your well known friend Twilight have been Sciencing together, and, in Black Mesa Source, we have created a remarkable contraption. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Black Mesa Railed Transit Turret Assault System! Or, as we like to lovingly call it in the lab, the "Swag Wagon". Take a look: As you can see, we have surgically mounted an automated defense turret onto the tram, allow it it to defend the operator. As you can see in this photo... ...we have stabilized it using our own top-secret turret support devices. This, as we discovered after rigorous testing, keeps the turret from toppling when it encounters the centrifugal force caused by rounding a curve. However, you may ask yourself, how would this contraption hold up in a fight? Well, ladies and gentlemen, we never leave anything un-tested! After several adjustments and trial runs, we situated the defense system in a manner that allows it to fire on your enemies while you chug past them. It works like a charm! See for yourself: As you can clearly see, this device we have created is quite applicable to all your underground transit needs! So give us a call, and find out how YOUR life can be improved by "The Swag Wagon"! Copyright 2012 by Twilight and Chuck Research Dept.

I fear I have a severe case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. However, I'm just going to floccinaucinihilipilificate it and move on.

I may be the only one here who actually read all of Twi's post, and I agree with the majority. The one thing I would like to point out is that the devs actually said that the whole "mortar instead of airstrike" thing was intentional, for realism's sake. How the hell could anyone call in fighters to bomb an area without needing any kind of confirmation and target verification for the pilots? Also, if I hear one more person bitch about the soldier's dialogue, I can't be held responsible for what I might do. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THE VOICE ACTING AND DIALOGUE WAS CHEESY AND DUMB IN THE ORIGINAL; WHY SHOULD THEY CHANGE IT?

I actually took down my vlog because honestly it was fucking stupid. Besides the Gangnam Style dance. That was awesome. However, I have decided to just take a week or two and just finish all the dumb videos I've started and then forgotten about (which is almost everything I've ever started). I'll just do 'em one after the other and then stagger the uploads.

OmegaOzone liked or faved it or something, it came up in my sub box.

So yeah.

...and OmegaOzone, and Saberspark, and adecoy95, and Sethisto, and mmmandarinorange...and a solo post on EQD... ...

Popping in to speed them up again. Meanwhile in the cosplay department:

I'll drop in because party time. www.yeahbutton.com

In other news, there are reports of pigs taking flight in certain parts of the world.

Shiny, you have no idea how tempting it is for me to unsubscribe my secondary YT account from you so you only have 99 subscribers.

Well, to be honest I was just trying to piss you off, and it worked. I apologize.

Edited because Shiny.