Chuckthe2nd

Not to rain on your parade, but it's not a portal. It's one of the energy balls from HL2.

I'm still skeptical...

It's a likely suspicion. You are answering almost every goddamn riddle you come across with the perfect, matched-to-the-word answers straight from riddle websites. That just seems fishy to me. Not to mention, the riddle I just posted is supposedly "the hardest riddle in existence", which makes me even more skeptical of your quick answer. (And it'd better not be some bullshit like, "Oh, I didn't GOOGLE it. I Yahoo'd it" or something).

Wow, that's interesting. I didn't actually know about that. Another thing that Obama recently did that pisses me off is that he lowered the minimum weekly hour rate for a job to be considered "full time" from 40 hours a week to 30 hours a week. That is fucking stupid, mainly because the number of people it will actually benefit is drastically smaller than the number of people it will cause problems for. The reason Obama did it is because now with Obamacare or whatever, all full time employees are required to be given company-funded healthcare. If the hour requirement for being a full-time employee is lowered like this, a massive number of part-time employees will now be considered full-time, and the company they work for is now required by law to give them free healthcare. The immediate problem is that many companies can't afford to give healthcare to so many extra employees; the result being them having to lay people off. Companies laying people off obviously causes the number of unemployed citizens to go up drastically, and therefore Obama has just ruined anything he might have possibly improved with the unemployment problem. Another big issue will be for younger teenage employees. In many states, citizens under the age of 18 are not legally allowed to work full-time jobs, and are required to stick with part-time employment. The problem? Now that the number of hours required to be considered working "full-time" has been lowered, teenage employees who were trying to work the maximum number of hours they could work legally (like myself)...ARE ALL OUT OF A JOB IF THEY DON'T WORK LESS. It's just retarded to the point of infuriation. [/rant]

Oh look you made a thing. Nice job, dude. (Even though I've already seen it).

You really need to stop Googling these, dude.

7/10, cool, but generic pony avatars are getting kind of tedious.

10/10, excellently badass. I'm going to assume you drew it...? Yeah, I ran across it on deviantart and was like HOLY COW, I didn't think it was possible to have a crush on a drawing:

I feel so childish now.

OH MY GOD ALYXX DON'T DOUBLE POST Anyway, my favorites have gotta be: 1. The Half Life franchise 2. Oblivion 3. Portal 2 4. What I've played of Mass Effect 5. Fallout 3

Kay then. I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown And make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

Goddammit. The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?

If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?

So I was supposed to write a short report thingy about the death of Romulus. But, I decided to do it a little differently than normal. This is what I wrote: As Romulus reigned for some time The dislike of him started to climb. He acted quite cruel Through the rest of his rule; His character covered in grime. But one day, there came a great storm, With a giant and terrible form. The people all hid, And so Romulus did; Running away with the swarm. As the tempest begin to subside, The fear did no longer abide. But the ruler, they found Was nowhere around; The conclusion was that he had died.

Wishing Steam would stop being a douchenugget.

Getting on Steam to see what the hell Shiny wants.

Chuck on a roll:

What the hell, Ubisoft. What. The. Hell. http://www.gameinformer.com/games/far_cry_3/b/pc/archive/2012/10/16/far-cry-3-getting-a-healthy-dose-of-minecraft.aspx

We have been absolutely infested today.

And my birthday is in November, so the feeling's mutual.

Alllllllllllllrighty then. *awkward pat on the back* EDIT CUS NINJA: Awwwwwwwwwww wook at da pupppyyyyyyy it's soooo snugggllyyy wugggglyyyyy awwwwww