When examining a dead controller: "Jeezus, you have a crystal as your brain? And again, NO EYES! Your obviously man-made."
Upon seeing Nihilanth: "OH MY GOD! Eddie, why did you put MY SKULL ON THIS.. alien.. museum stand, HELD UP IN MID-AIR, LIKE EVERYTHING IN THIS CRAZYLAND, BY WHAT SEEMS TO BE NOTHING!... Well, atleast it has eyes, unlike basically every f*cked up thing on this large amount of rock stranded in space!
How was that? I kinda suck as freeman, huh?