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Martin

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  1. Banned because you need to confront your sister about these pictures. Also tell her to find "Alexander the Great".
  2. Banned for not accepting pictures of my genitalia in the shape of great historical tyrants.
  3. Not jelly at all... Nope.. Alright maybe a little.
  4. nVxyrACl9pg
  5. FEST HOS MANGE FEST HOS MANGE NUUUUUUUUUUUU
  6. I love Valve.
  7. 3y7xk1_x8ko Opinions?
  8. J. P. Jacobsen is not amused with your fairy tale.
  9. I might give it a go when finals are over. Time to actually do something! If I can motive myself that is.
  10. KUdiCqDVUxI This song was pretty funny.
  11. Oh fiddlesticks.
  12. l_cJ5fvVhiI
  13. Jeg plejer godt at kunne forstå norsk, men svensk er dog en anden sag.
  14. двойной треножник
  15. CumWCzpeLHA
  16. "Hotel California" On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my wine" He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine" And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax," said the night man, "We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!"
  17. EAT IT, NETHERLANDS!
  18. Super Monday Night Combat. It's pretty fun when you get the hang of it.
  19. War never changes, eh? This is a great story and I have a feeling that there are a lot of revelations waiting to be.. revealed. Of course there are a few missing apostrophes and stuff like that but I'm probably the only one who cares about such trivial things. It doesn't feel like it moves too fast nor too slow and there's also somewhat detailed writing so that, too, is nice.
  20. Banned because I have recruited the help of a friend.
  21. Martin

    Joke Thread.

  22. As Santa's Deathly Fanta Goes P R I M E
  23. 3yWi0GxsApc Listening to this while making some final preparations.
  24. On a much lighter note http://equestriamlp.livejournal.com/359104.html
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