Martin

Banned for tracking me down on Steam.

It does seem too good to be true but I definently won't mind if it is true.

Banned because no one even knew, it was really only you.

Banned for being an oooobtical illuuuusioooon.

Banned for naming him Petey.

Done. I forgot to include a dash.

Banned for nostalgia..ing me.

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Banned for not seeing the new Blasto movie.

Banned for banning someone properly.

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"I know most of you aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 17, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there but I promise you I'm different. On May 8th, I'm moving to the North Pole (home of the greatest walrus). I've already chopped off my arms and now I slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training." Eeyup.

I spy with my little eye Pinkie's former avatar.

I suggest that you try out both endings.

I don't need to know what it means but I do know that you're milking it... a bit.

Aren't you milking this a bit?

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Hah, that's great.

It's not that I don't like ponies but I can understand why others might find it a bit annoying. I suggest that you (and others) stop posting them as much in threads that aren't really that related.

Currently watching "Dan Versus." That show is underrated.

Fixed because "wollen" is a modal verb which changes the conjugation in the singular first person. Also "zu sprechen" is in the infinitive form which puts it in the back of the sentence. I also added "lernen" because it adds a bit more sense. I'll shut up now.

Banned because that's brilliant and I feel threatened by it.

Something called "Valhalla Mjød".