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Razor yells, "HEY! STOP TAKING MY STYLE OF BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!" He then drops a MOAB on Madman. Importing dirt from around the country, he fills in the smoking crater.

Sucks that Huntsman bowed out. He seemed like he knew what he was doing.

Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes. (look closely)

Fucking midterm exams.

A Mafia leader was going to be running late for a meeting with his subordinates, and so hastily scrawled "Kill time" on a note and sent it to them. When he arrived, he found one of his trusted lieutenants dead. He was initially angry, but then saw the note and realized that the "e" looked like a period. Everyone had a laugh, except for poor Tim.

I hate you.

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How wrong he was.

The game.

Did I hear Sim City 4 music in the background????

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lol, if that was Einstein, I respect him a lot less now. All the "student" is doing there is using wordplay and grammatical formalities to try and prove his point. The professor is right for example in saying darkness does exist. It's the lack of light. If we're in the habit of saying that items comprised of nothing don't exist, then I suppose deep space doesn't exist? How about caves? Also, he's using some extremely dubious logic concerning evolution. Obviously none of us have witnessed directly the process of gene mutation and natural selection, but we very clearly can see these things in the fossil record, and as a result in living species. Implying there's literally no physical proof for evolution is just wrong. The "student" is once again not acting like a scientist. He's disregarding the scientific method of repeatable proof. Another example of this in the article would be inferring that the professor has no brain. Repeatable proof shows that humans have brains, and the professor is a human. Once again, the "Student" is just using wordplay as a replacement for an actual argument. Einstein was only using the professor's argument against him.

The segway seals were rendered useless when the diabolical terrorists used STAIRS against them!

I used to bite my nails, and it made the brackets of my braces break off.

I'm so hipster, it's become mainstream. FUCK.

Hello. My name is Inigio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I wouldn't say people with a religion are deranged. I think people developed religion to explain natural phenomena. Take the story of Saint Paul. He was riding along, when all of a sudden, he was struck down by a "divine light". From the effects, hearing an entity saying that he persecuted him, blindness, etc., it sounds like Saul was struck by lightning. The extreme trauma damaged his brain a little bit, so he imagined voices. This would also have caused his blindness. The damage to his brain probably caused him to change his ways, becoming a follower of Christianity. Also, the Bible wasn't meant to be absolute truth. It was more of a rule book, and the idea of an entity that would punish them for wrongdoing most likely kept people from committing crimes very often.

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LSD IS FUN!!! My poor brain cells.

That's called lens flare.

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10/10 Because it has Bob.