Razor235

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR RANDOM!!!!

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*sigh* They just never learn, do they? Fine. I fire an orbital MAC cannon at WWIB. He never saw the 3,000 ton depleted uranium slug traveling at 17% light speed. I rebuild the hill and put a huge underground base in it. It is MINE!

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Wow. They just threw out free advertising.

I am never screwing with you. EVER.

My eyes hurt now.

...eats some bad mushrooms Doritos at one point...

This: F9u-MaNNDnU With Gensokyo destroyed, Razor builds a new hill on Earth. It is mine.

Aww, see DOG sit next to Alyx. See DOG play catch with Gordon. See DOG open the door. See DOG hug Alyx. See DOG throw an APC at a bunch of soldiers. See DOG rip a Strider's brain out.

City Scanners Civil Protection Alyx Kleiner Barney Lamarr teleporting again failing to teleport Breen friendly vortigaunts manhacks headcrab shellings airboat dropships hunter-choppers Mossman Eli Gravity Gun DOG Ravenholm Father Grigori Fast/Poison Zombies snipers Overwatch Soldiers OSIPR OSIPR secondary fire Winston jeep falling off the magnet Antlions RPG Gunships Crossbow Antlion Guards Bugbait Nova Prospekt Mobile Walls Stalkers Turrets Mossman's betrayal teleporting (again) somewhat failed teleport DOG in combat hopper mines Suppressor Device Citadel loss of weapons supercharged Gravity Gun Citadel explosion #1 Advisor being launched Citadel Core Zombine Citadel explosion #2 Superportal Hunters Antlion Nest Griggs and Sheckley Vortigaunts in combat Antlion Guardian Car various ambushes Barn Advisor DOG vs. Strider White Forest Magnusson Strider Battle Launching rocket (again) Eli's death

Only problem is, Gordon doesn't have a crowbar in the ending. He is royally [redacted]

Noticing the hill is just a projection, Razor uses the most indiscriminate weapon possible besides the Death Star: A hydrogen bomb. Nagisa is wiped off the map, along with her straw force field. (Which doesn't protect against shockwaves and heat 5 times hotter than the sun's core.)

My reaction to any NSFW/shock sites:

"Thats, odd...." he says. The survivor (Can we name him?) hears a worried bark from inside, and carefully makes his way to the door.

HAAX! Razor throws a computer monitor at high speed at Chuck. He goes flying. The hill is mine!

The Giants won the Superbowl.

Razor calmly walks up the hill with nothing but a Desert Eagle. He points it at P.N., who craps his pants. Razor pulls the trigger. ... ... Absolutely nothing happens. While P.N. laughs, Razor lunges towards him and beats him into a bloody pulp with a crowbar, and sticks a grenade in his mouth. P.N.'s body explodes as Razor walks away. The hill is mine.

Genius.

Oh, yeah, that guy? If only I could reach through the screen and slap him.

XD I can never figure it out, is it AccursED Farms or AccURsed farmes