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Two shots of vodka...

What is this I don't even

Okay, I post a comment on a music video. Some douche-bag's spambot finds it and starts sending me 15 or so shitty songs. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Hey, GDI? Can I borrow the Ion Cannon again? It didn't finish the job last time. Thanks. F9u-MaNNDnU The hill on the opposite side of Earth is mine!

I nuke the shit out of everyone on the hill. Clearing out the radiation, I set up the patented Intruder Detector 9000*patent pending*. The hill is mine!

I'm confused!

Since Applejack is no longer a ninja, I start beating the shit out of him. I throw him up into the engines of a passing 747. The hill is mine!

I know! It's friggin insane.

Don't you just hate it when you lose your mouse on-screen?

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Oh, boy. Next year, asteroid 2012 DA14 will pass Earth a little too close for comfort. The rock is expected to travel below the level of geostationary satellites. Based on simulations, it probably will not hit us. Hopefully. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2110396/Asteroid-2012-DA14-NOT-hit-Earth-year-says-astronomer.html The military and scientists are debating whether to nuke it or not. The asteroid that created Barringer Crater in Arizona was only 50 feet wide. It created a 600 foot deep hole one mile across. This thing is 150 feet wide. And when mass is tripled, kinetic energy is multiplied 6 times. So, we're looking at a six-mile wide crater deeper than most oceans if it hits. Well, we're boned.

And now for something completely different:

Everybody seems to have forgotten about Dalipose's propane. I fire an incendiary round at the hill. Sticking a flag in Scoutman's smoking corpse, I scream, "THE HILL IS MINE!"

Saudi Arabia is importing sand from the Sahara for their beaches. *facedesk*

Borrowing the Combine's dimension-hopping teleporter, I appear behind The Scoutman. He never saw my katana. The hill is mine!

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That'ssss a very nice houssse you got there. It would be a ssshame if sssomething were to, happen to it. ssSSSS-BOOM!

No shit, Sherlock.

Floating block of ice, floating block of ice, you are so magical!

The part in the Citadel when he realizes he can rip off and kill soldiers with his arch nemesis: Computers.