Razor235

Well, since nobody has posted a retaliation for a week, I guess that makes Srake the winner. *Hill; Planet; hell, the universe, reset*

I've also heard the term 'hoagie'. Though I may be thinking of something else. I believe the term hoagie refers to the style of bread itself. I was thinking it was something else....but OK.

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Gordon kills aliens, kills scientists, goes through experimental cheese cutter, and kills soldiers.

Not bad! Other than a couple of grammatical errors, I don't see anything wrong with it. Nice story.

Realistic?? ... That's about as realistic as blowing up an orphanage is a solution to child hunger. The realistic option is to cut consumption of fuels and products. Even if everybody cut just a little bit, the payoff is enormous (AKA a few more years out of this planet)

For some reason, that gave me the creepiest thought ever.

Have a Pirate Voice option, too!

Who else thinks that, if a video game has drivable tanks, those tanks have radios that play the 1812 Overture and the Free Bird solo?

Food.

"Go that way! NO, THE OTHER WAY, YOU IDIOT!!"

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Try overpopulation in African or Eastern Asia countries.

The hill turns out to be a volcano. As I watch from my secret hill-base cameras, everyone is either swallowed by the lava, thrown into the air from the eruption, or obliterated in the pyroclastic flow.

Roast-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk-spontaneously-combust-hot. And I had to work out in it.

May your descendents drown in molten rock!

Some soldiers would be overwhelmed, I just went for the worst case scenario.

The awkward moment when you pronounce Deutschland as Doucheland in front of fluent German and English speakers.

Alright, time to start being original, BTG. Bitch slaps BTG into the Pacific Garbage Vortex. The hill is mine.

Cue embarrassment after mispronouncing Deutcshland as "Doucheland"

And that's how I lost my medical license!

kill_all 186997149565820589602485587035881 entities destroyed The hill is mine!

Hmm. Mine is to find a small office building, like the one my school is in, and stockpile the second floor with everything necessary for survival. (food, water, ammunition, comic books, Sim City 4, pr0nz) Gather up a bunch of friends, and seal off the entrances, after putting an escape vehicle on the loading dock. Improvise remote-detonated explosive devices, and scatter them at strategic points. Build a hydroponic farm on the first floor, and a chicken coop nearby. Once the military starts dying, gather up all of their weapons and mount them on the roof. Monitor radio signals. If they start pulling out, we haul ass.

Triple Banana, Bitch!

What do you get when you mix Peeta and Katniss?