Razor235

I know, why should I go for 6 hours reviewing 1st grade crap, when I could learn everything I need for THIS grade for 2 hours a day? Anyway I hate uniforms. My old school forced us to wear polo shirts and dress pants, or for girls, skorts (hideous). The made us tuck our shirts in. Do you know how stupid a tucked-in polo shirt looks? And if you had so much as a millimetre untucked you got a detention. One day our dumbass principle said that because it is so hot, you can untuck your shirt. What the hell's the point of that? At my brother's school, there was this asshole of a teacher that made them tuck their dress shirts in. No other teacher bothered, so as soon as they went around a corner, they just pulled it out.

Me too. In fact there was one right in my state, somewhere along US Route 3. It's the abduction of Betty and Barney Hill, look it up.

That's a space station!

Like a BOSS!

Would you be "Party! Party!" after being zapped, shot, fried, crawling in vents for a couple of days, going on a conveyer belt maze, killing things, getting beaten and thrown into a trash compacter, having amnesia, beating shit up with a crowbar, almost dying 50+ times, etc., etc.?

Wow! TVTropes and an Incredibly Lame Pun!

Lol, yeah I was thinking the same thing.

Banned for banning someone who wanted someone dead

What the- THAT'S NOT A DOG! That, that's a, a, aw hell it's a robot, I love robots! What the fuck does "yea high" mean? SPEAK ENGLISH! What, play catch? Okay, I guess. Ball? What the heck is that thing? It's electric! Well, might as well practice. *throws around for a while* Something bigger? Define big- NO! DO NOT THROW THAT DUMPSTER! NO! BAD DOG! wait, it's not a dog PUT IT DOWN! (calm voice) Thank you.

Oh, when was it, Episode 13? Whichever episode the tentacle died in, that was the latest in the series when I watched it.

Do you mean Keller?

How would Freeman react to the experimental weapons? (Tau Cannon, Gluon Gun) *Box explodes* WHAT THE FUCK? What was that? *Wall explodes from overcharge* Holy Shit! What the hell happened? Jesus that's a lot of blood. And- wait, what's this? Shouldn't it have been destroyed? Wait a second, is that Uranium-235? Holy Shit! I'm not touching that stuff! Well, it is a sweet gun, and the Uranium is contained, oh hell, I'm taking it. So this is a nuclear reactor? The NRC is already over us, between the waste and all of our reactors, and now we make a handheld version? ARE WE THAT STUPID? At least it can shoot through objects, that could come in handy. What did he say about overcharge? Oh, THAT. I better not press that button. Sees Gluon Gun: What the- is that a fire hose? No, it can't be, we wouldn't invest in those. (mocking executive voice) Why would we need a fire hose? They're expensive! So I guess this slips on here, and- is that a firing range? Well, why not test this out? *kills aliens* What- did they just get disintegrated? Wow, this thing is neat. But it's going to be a pain in the ass to carry around, I mean, it's a friggin backpack! Not to mention it's ANOTHER nuclear reactor, I already have one of those, I don't need more. *Drops it*