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When the video started, I got a weird stabbing pain in my thigh. ... Though it may have been because I was bending my leg without noticing.

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I dont know what "the source" is, but its probably not as bad as "da bomb" .... Haha, I just looked up "da bomb". That's nothing compared to "The Source" http://www.hotsauceworld.com/source.html. Da bomb only has about 1.5 million scoville units in its hottest incarnation. The source clocks in at 7.1 million. I'd say the source is the victor here in spicey pain. O_O That probably tingles a bit...

YES! Axeldeath wins a cookie.

O_o *pukes all over floor* AT NIGHT, TOO!

Oh, boy. Just had another spambot today. It was taken care of, but you may want to brace yourselves for an attack.

Hmm... A riddle! A man walks into a bar. He asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on him. The man says, "thank you," and leaves. Why did he do this?

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How dare you be... ... ... uh... pink?

I have a fear of radiation poisoning...

I saw that, then I saw your sig: "No I'm not, I'm a chicken!"

...My brain hurts now...

*sniff* You will be missed. *plays taps* (Except for when you post occasionally)

Something similar to what Shepard did: O_O *Walks calmly behind a rock* What the fuck was that? No. This is just a hallucination. I'm going to close my eyes, count to five, and open them, and Crazyland will be gone. I must have just fallen asleep in the bio lab. One...two...three...four...five...Goddammit. *Looks up and sees Gonarch right in front of him* *blank stare* Oh, Shit. *End of Episode*

How's that for weirdness?

Hmm... Not quite a top 10, but these are my favorites: 1. Half life + sequels/episodes 2. World of Goo 3. Sim City 3000 + 4 4. Need for Speed III, Most Wanted 5. Pinball (comes with Windows) 6. Soviet Silo Defense (flash)

Watch this insanity: WmJmmnMkuEM I used to think that the cops were just keeping the rowdier ones under control, but this is unfuckingbelievable.

I think he means that if God's power can be corrupted, then he is not an all-powerful being.

SHIT! I FORGOT COMPLETELY! Oh well, I guess I will wait 2 hours 29 minutes.

Also, his MP5 suddenly switching to an M4 would be kinda weird.

How they fix things on a Russian space station: OIh78GiTqrE

*facepalm* Your logic fails me...

"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"