Razor235

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads

How dare you suggest I would blind the pilot? I was going to overheat his fuel tank, destroying it in air!

Niko, lets go bowling!

Megatsunamis: http://ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lituya_Bay_megatsunami

Banned because I am master of the universe

Banned because Cave Johnson injected you with Mantis DNA when you were asleep.

Calculus is used everyday in architecture and construction.

Do you mean things like the GyroBowl, or things like Quarks? Anything. If someone says, "This thing is indestructible!", my mind says, "Challenge accepted!" I WILL find a way to break, or even completely destroy it.

YEAH??! YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

RAMIREZ!!! DO EVERYTHING!!

Exactly. The ball falls faster through the 60° water because it can't fall through ice.

It's relatively tame up here in ol' New Hampshah. We only get one or two tornadoes per two years, and the worst earthquake we had was around a 2.0. There are some nasty blizzards and rainstorms, especially the blizzard of '78. People are still telling stories of it. A guy on the radio actually ranted: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU COULD JUMP OFF THE PRUDENTIAL AND LAND SAFELY, NOR THAT YOUR PONTIAC TRANS-AM WAS BURIED UNDER 900 FEET OF SNOW! I DON'T CARE THAT THERE WAS NINE MILLION FEET OF SNOW AND IT TOOK TWO YEARS TO MELT! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!?"

Through which will a ball fall faster: Water at 30°F or water at 60°F? Why? Real joke: Most penguins are black and white. Old TV shows are also black and white. Therefore, most penguins are old TV shows.

Welcome to the farm! I'm Razor, the resident terrorist. Jk, but I do enjoy blowin shit up. And street-racing. And kicking-ass. Just got my black belt. I am the encyclopedia on scientific topics, so ask away.

I have this tendency to destroy "indestrucible" things.

....... (face turns around) O_O AAAUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!1!111!!!! (Dives under covers) (cries) I am NEVER sleeping again. Who knew Spock could be so...happy?

Not just an laser, a laser that WILL burn and or set you on fire. How dare you question my weapon of destruction?

Aw, you gotta be shittin' me!

1) Rhubarb on fire 2) Potatoes 3) SPAAAACE! 4) Lemons (see a pattern, here?) 5) RDX (No, you didn't!)

Touché... How dare you stack them on top of each other?

Fire the...rocket engine...

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! How dare you paste only one?!?!!??

SPACE CATS!!!!!! er, um, martian cats.

Male. No one in their right mind would call me a "gentleman," though...