Razor235

Banned for discriminating against semi-drunk people.

Nope! Anyway, I get in my AH-64 Apache and release an all out attack on whoever the hell is on the hill. As the dust settles, Nagisa returns looking directly at a hellfire missile. Cue "Oh, crap" After mopping up what little remained, the hill is mine, yet again!

I had posted this in random thread, but, what the hell, I guess it sort of belongs here, too.

Covered in soot, I ran to my plane. I convinced the GDI to let me borrow their ion cannon for a little fun. Psychotic Ninja looks up just in time to see a light in the sky. The hill is now mine!

Banned for not being bothered by it. It should set you on fire!

Looking at Koach's post.

YOU BASTARD!!!!! *Runs to lab* Time to make and/or steal some science! 12 Hours Later: YES! ZEH ULTIMATE WEAPWN! Hey Srake, check this out! *charging noises* Srake: Hu- oh, fu- *laser hits him in the groin.* Me: BITCH! I AM NINJA! *Proceeds to kick Srake's ass* Meet my friend, Mr. Flamethrower! Critical Existence Failure: Srake has ceased to live. The hill is mine!

The username is...unsettling. Anyway, welcome to the forums. *suspicious look*

For when shit's about to go down: -H6_-oY3WwQ

Granted, but they are food ninjas, and can only slice vegetables. (I am a ninja, by the way. Really.) I wish I had a Corvette Z06.

A sudden earthquake decimates the skeleton army. Taking advantage of this, Razor tackles Srake from behind, knocking him unconscious. He sticks a grenade in Srake's pants and runs away, really fast. Upon returning to the small crater, he takes out his 3 automated defense turrets that can not point at him, sets up a missile warning and intercept system, picks up a laser cannon, and waits. The hill is mine!

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded,

How dare you be the first post on this page?

Banned for giving Gordon a Santa hat.

Light...I see a light. It's blinding...beautiful. Wait. It's just the sun. Shit.

Great Scott!

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Oh, man HP2! I completely forgot I still have the disk for it! Install time!

Eatin mai sandvich.

MY IQ POINTS!

72. You resurrect a thread about obssesion with Accursed Farms.

As in, Need for [speed] Madness 2?

Well thats...bad. That means we are in this pit forever? If this was sim city I would just raise taxes, deduct services, and zone more, and eventually, I would get out, but it isn't. I agree with BDown. Getting the ordinary person to spend some money would have stores generate more revenue, with more customers they have to buy stock, so manufacturers start making money, and so on down the chain.

Did you know that all of our energy comes from the sun, which came from another massive star's energy? Solar energy fed the plants that decomposed into coal, those fed the dinosaurs who decomposed into oil, and we use plants today for fuel. The heat from the sun made the Earth's center like it is, allowing geothermal energy. Heat drives the winds and ocean currents, which we harness for energy. The sun fuels us ourselves, with the vitamin D our skin produces in a reaction to exposure to solar radiation. The energy we get from food, as the plants feed the animals, and we eat both. There is of course, the solar cells. All of the elements, those came from that massive star that predated the sun. It went supernova, spreading them through what was soon to be our solar system. That star came to be because of all the hydrogen atoms grouping together started to emit immense heat from friction. All this follows the law of conservation of energy: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.