Razor235

The Like a Boss gif returns:

+1000 Badassery points.

O_O

Razor looks up and sees Tom, obviously stoned on the good stuff. He walks up silently, and kicks Tom off of the convenient cliff on one side of the hill. ZE HILL IS MINE!

That means you too, Alyxx.

Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes.

Hey! Remember when manufactured stuff didn't suck ass? Hey! Remember when our stuff didn't come from China? Hey! Remember muscle cars?

A toast for the new year: Here's to you and here's to me, may we never disagree. But, if we do, to hell with you, and here's to me!

I say again, the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42.

BLATANT THREAD DERAILMENT WARNING!!!!! Lets break the record for most online at one time!

There's a "restaurant" near my town that deep-fries Oreos... PLEAH!

NOM NOM NOM nomnomnonmonno NOM nom NOmm!

Gimme soma that good stuff!

Just punch him in the face. That'll show him that he is invading YOUR potato-chip-territory, and that is NOT tolerated.

HOW DARE YOU SCREW UP THE IMAGE YOU MEANT TO SHOW!?!??!?!?!?

I think pretty much everyone is scared of falling off a high place.

Just learned that, instead of just a few websites, they are able to shut down an entire fucking server just because of one person. The makers of the bill publicly said they don't have a clue of what'll happen if this goes through.

Blow somethin' up Go to space. So much space. need to see it all. SPAAAAAAAAAACE! Space space space.... Launch a missile Eat escargot Visit Chernobyl. Where I will kick the bucket ^^

Velcome to ze Accursed Farms research laboratory. How vud you like to be painfully studied??? MUAHAHAHA! Jk, that's my alter ego. He's kinda a piece of work. Welcome to the forums. Any questions on physics, blowin shit up, hell, science in general, ask me. Not about hell, that's a conjunction.

Best. Classroom. Trolling. Ever. My friend works at the Market Basket just a few miles from town. There is a scandal going on. Every week, 2-3, a guy takes a douche in the middle of the aisle. Nobody has seen him, or her. Every time, my friend walks to investigate, and there is the worst smell permeating the store. He reaches the aisle and is almost knocked back by the stench. There is a perfect log sitting in the middle of the floor. Nobody knows how he could have done it, as surely someone would have spotted a dude crouching pantless in the aisle. If he had wrapped it up, it wouldn't be the perfect shape it was. So, how did it get there? My brother had the same "Phantom Shitter" problem when he worked there.

The ending of Calvin and Hobbes.

You actually have a pretty good chance. However, if the horde's got you cornered at the top of the dam, your kinda fucked/