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shut the door, and lock it forever if you were a human rubberband

Granted, but you will never have a wife, she is more likely to run away than to accept proposal I wish I could eat a shark

Taylor had the best fuck with Eric so she puked on him, baffled

so now its 160?

Hillbilly?

I'm so hipster I wear my hair in a jerry curl, listen to shitty rock and roll, and wear a leather jacket

sooo.....158?

Sasha had the best meal with Eric so she puked on him, baffled.

so this would be the 152nd post? or if i include the other one would it be the 153rd?

Shoot myself and everyone else If your face was painted on the moon?

I will come to your yard to be a milkshake friend if you were a zombie?

Im so hipster I drink Gin and Juice

let him continue, he may not be the one who ties you down as the man approaches you realize that you made the right choice, the man cuts you free and helps you up, he then asks if you need anything what do you do? A) ask for sexual favors B) ask for a big gun and ammo C) ask for him to move away from you, because he smells bad D) dont respond but tie him down to the plank instead

Sasha cooks the nastiest meal for Eric so she spit on him, nude

Buy a load of tat and become just like Ashens If you could breath underwater?

a day with friends Ice cream or Pie?

go to china You reach the beaches of china and have a look around, a group of chinese show up and ask for your weapons what do you do? A)comply B)Kill them all C) discover that you have the ability to fly away from them D)walk away

Sasha makes the bloodiest corpse for Eric so he masterbated on him, nude.

I would be a Kitty If you were the fattest person on earth?

Spam the shit out of them If you could be famous, what would you be famous for?

Granted, but she is much better than you, seeing as you are the worst thing to ever live I wish I could speak german more fluently

ask him how it was? I'm kidding thats gross, I would fuck his mom if you were the ruler of the world

Wheat bread Peanut butter or Jelly?

Granted but you have a worthless life, you should not wish for things I wish I could finish my book

hmm...is it Charley Sheen?