Very7684

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I myself have had a few very wierd dreams in my life..I don't think this exists yet but if it does please tell me. I want this to be a journal of all of our wierd dreams I'll start- Last night I dreamed that I was in egypt or somwhere with a bunch of sand and that I was a tourist. Some guy came up to me a bit later and wanted be to buy some magic jewel from him, I magically got money and paid him for it. After Awhile the Jewel got really heavy and ripped my pants...so I went without them. I was told by a wierd woman that I needed to kill some group of people at a really old tomb..I accepted. When I reached the tomb it was locked with some really fucked up puzzle pertaining to the female body, I solved it and went inside. This part is kinda fuzzy but I can remember reading on a wall that those who enter here are the only ones who cant leave...how the hell does that work? Anyway I met this chick, Kia, and she was stuck here by some wierd fat guy with a Jeweled crown that was missing a stone. He was really pissed so I gave him the Jewel in return for Kia. He got really fat and busted up through the tomb, and we ended up in New York City...dont ask how that works. And then the dream ended and I am telling you now it was so fucked up. Wanna tell me about yours?

Well obviosly not, or else I wouldn't have been able to make a plan with what I had

This should be simple (I hope anyway) for most of you. The objective is to get our character to a safe haven waaaaay up North miles, and miles away. I will start the journy and then someone else will go. I will view each post and decide whether or not the survivor dies Rules: 1. You may not post stupid things like:the survivor pulled a helicopter out of his ass and flew to the safe zone 2. You may not post 2 times in a row. In the event that the journy stops I will start it up again. If you do post more than once in a row the second post will be ignored by all and the journy will continue 3. You may not deliberately lead the survivor to death like this:The survivor rushed into the group of zombies and got mauled to death. In the event that one of these happens just ignore it and continue 4. You may not cuss anyone out or get angry at anyone for the choices that they make, and in the event that they accidently kill the survivor do not cuss them out or otherwise be angry. Keep it to yourself 5. You may have fun and try to enjoy the game Journey start: The survivor is about 17 hours into the Apocalypse when he runs across another traveler who mentions a safe haven in the North about 900 miles away from where the survivor is. The survivor decides to go for it, and sets out. Night 1: Our survivor camps for a few hours and is suddenly assualted by a group of Zombies, after fending them off the Survivor runs away toward the North. After about 2 hours the Survivor stops and sleeps. Commence the next morning: -Very7684

Luis you got a 77% on the test..you need to improve that a little bit. The things you need to do are these- 1. When the Apocalypse comes do not go to a post office unless you want to take out the zombies with envelopes and box cutters..or if you want to go Metal Gear with it and use a cardboard box 2. When you find a safe haven of your very own the first priority is to find all exits and entrances...not food, you can travel out and find that once you have somewhere secure to come back to 3. When you choose clothing for these sorts of things you should not wear somthing torn, seeing as you will be traveling long ways and running alot of the time..the only thing worse than the ripped clothes would be your bare body after the clothes rip enough and fall off. 4. Do not attempt to build a safe haven of your own (at least not a giant megacomplex one) seeing as by the time your construction was done zombies could have already scoped you out while you had nothing to defend yourself with..and they will come in packs -Very7684

Um....I know...did you read my other post? I wanted the lowest score or what was funniest, where did I get points? You got points by useing the Crowbar as a weapon and by useing a shotgun for self defense. You may also get points for not traveling..seeing as if your base is good than you won't have use of another base...and thats about it PS. Arby...the Zombie Apocalypse will happen one day and I hope that when it blows over that we can continue to converse on here..so don't make these choices in real life to because they are funny. -Very7684

The Outfield- I don't wanna lose your love tonight....fucking classic XD

I think they will follow in his path, but if they do guess what? the rebels will show them too XD

I have not played this game since I was like 8 -_- but I remember it

No, the shotgun is a good choice. The things that will kill you when the Apocalypse comes are these choices, never, ever go to a fast food place...ever because you will die plain and simple you.will.die. Second thing you need to fix is your clothing choice, never ever wear torn clothes ever because you.will.die plain and simple. Third thing you need to do, unless they are rage zombies (which they are not) you never, ever shoot a zombie in the chest ever you.will.die. The fourth thing you need to fix is don't make your own safe haven ever plain and simple you.will.die because more people will go to the giant haven with a thousand guns rather than your safe haven with like 3 guns (or no guns at all. it depends) with like 5 people, you need some good friends to do that with, me? I'm not one of them

I wish I could man, but all I am gonna have is Castle-Miner....cause I don't have a PC

Granted but your a very, very awkward and scary person...so your wishes will not come true I wish I had Borderlands 2 already, I can't stand it

He's amazing, he's remarkable He is fearless, unbelievable He is super-dooper and extraordinary He's the kind of guy that keeps you feeling merry Who? Felix the cat The wonderful, wonderful cat Whenever he gets in a fix He reaches into his bag of tricks Felix the cat The wonderful, wonderful cat You'll laugh so much your sides will ache Your heart will go pit-a-pat Watching Felix the wonderful cat

then again for it to be /b/ i'd have to make a thread about being depressed and you all responding that i should kill myself. that would complete the experience! The one with Flutter-Shy is funnier XD

77% of surviving...you go in league with a few others on here. You might be able to make your own group

77% chance of survival...not bad, but not the absolute best. Good job

46.2...you won't die....but you won't survive either. Take my advice, follow some of these people ^

First 100% congrats

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you got a 92.4 , very nice job

You got a 84.7 it's more than enough to survive

You got a 92.4 nice job

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It's pretty good actually, it's Friday 1st Block in Math class we did easy ass sheets 2nd Block (right now) in Computer class I typed up a short Zombie Apocalypse test for you guys 3rd Block Biology we are doing more dissecting and checking our plants 4th Block is English class we finish Romeo and Juliet (for the 500th time) and watch the movie Going home gonna eat cold Stella's Pizza, play Skyrim a bit more and then maybe watch a movie

1. Where (if you have a choice) is the best place to go when the Apocalypse starts A. Post Office B. The Mall C. A fast food place D. Stay at your house 2. Where do you shoot a Zombie in order to kill it for good? A. The Head B. The Chest C. The Back D. The Legs 3. When (and if) you get to shelter, what's the VERY first thing you do? A. Find Food B. Relax C. Find (and know) where all the exits and entrances are D. Find supplies to reinforce your building 4. Zombies are near, you can hear their moans echoing wherever you are, what do you do? A. Bust out at them, weapons brandished B. Hide and hope they don't see you C. Make loud noise to attract them to the slaughter D. Go to a higher area to watch them 5. Your hiding spot (for some reason or another) has been breached, what do you do? A. Try to build up the wreckage into a make-shift defense B. Run away, screaming C. Stay where you are, your not going anywhere without a fight D. Give up and accept death 6. Clothing is very important, what outfit should you wear to ensure your survival? A. Torn jeans, Tennis shoes, and a Ripped T-shirt B. A full suit of Armor ( slower is better...right?) C. Tight clothing such as Skinny Jeans, Tank Top, and High Top Sneakers D. Baggy Clothing (like your M.C Hammer) 7. Provisions are needed to survive (Of Course), what do you take? A. Bottled Water, and Dry Foods B. Gatorade, and Potato Chips C. Milkshake mix, and Ice Cream D. Energy Drinks, and Candy Bars 8. Guns are useful in a situation like this (Duh) what is your preference? (from this list) A. Shotgun (pellets spread) B. Automatic Rifle (point in general direction and shoot) C. Bolt/Lever action firearms (with those handy-dandy large Calibers) D. Handguns or any other one handed weapons (swift and agile) 9. In the event that you run out of ammo for your gun, whats your melee weapon of choice? (from this list) A. Sledgehammer (for bashing those sons of bitches heads in) B. Crowbar (light and fast is your best friend) C. Nail Bat (make them sing for the summer) D. Knifes and or throwing knives (easy to use and easy to sharpen) 10. At what time do you travel in order to survive? A. Day Time (see where your going) B. Night Time (you can't see where your going, and they can't see you) C. Early Morning (The sun won't beat you down, and yes it would) D. Don't Travel at all...just stay where you are 11. You come across a group of survivors in the area, what do you do? A. Approach with your weapon drawn (best to be cautious) B. Approach them whilst pointing your weapon at them C. Shoot them from a distance and steal their shit D. Approach them and then ask them to come with (don't want die alone do you?) 12. Your best friend/ relative/ acquaintance has been bitten what do you do? A. Tell them you're sorry and shoot them in the head B. Tell them you're sorry and shoot them without them seeing C. Bring them along to find a cure D. Leave them there with a gun to cover your back until they die 13. You hear of a safe haven somewhere up north what do you do? A. Go for it (you don't have anything to lose) B. Ignore it (you probably could not get there anyway) C. Keep on the way you are going (your doing REALLY good) D. Make your own safe haven (that will sure show them) Please just put your letter choices below, separate them if you wanna I will get the idea if you don't If you passed I will give you a message on here -Very7684