Doctor Felix Whooves

" I'm Applejack and I disapprove if this message"

He just wanted something funny not original

" oh hi every pony.. Hey what's this glass wall doing in my way. And why are all these humans watching me frow the other side. Oh sweet Celestria this must be the 4th wall! Just give me a sec to find some thing to brake it with."

Link no work

My plan is to die saving others

" This! Is! Kung! Fu!"

Don't abuse your psychic powers, man! First comes the nosebleed, then comes the brain tumor. That's odd my powers let me do that to other people

Ok here is some lol Stuff I need to do: Wear shirt that says "life" hand out lemons on street corners Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public Go in to a crowded elevator and say " I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today" with a strate face Run in to store and ask what year it is. When some one answers yell "it worked!" run out cheering Change name to Simon. Speak in third person Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

That's an OC, there mostly hated Phoenix Wright pony HAS to get noticed at some point, he just does!! Who?

"everybody was Kung Fu fighting"

Did some one say

That's an OC, there mostly hated

I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure 'Cuz there's one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That '80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit Wingman I can wear They're oh so debonair The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you'd never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot. What if world peace Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two... Three... Four! Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every brother on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute I'm sorry suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute 'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a... wait for it... Suit!

Banned I am now a meme

I am now addicted to know your meme

Omg I thought I was the only that liked the tumbler ponys

I miss that show

Nope

Banned or no deal

Are babies natural or man made?

Banned for making that hard to read

Banned because I know but I still gets me my fix of it

Banned because I just needed to troll a little, I almost never troll any more but I need to do it a little some times

Banned because PAGE 500!