Doctor Felix Whooves

Granted but now every time you say xbone you have to buy one I wish I am, I wish I was, I wish and wish and wish because, Wishing's fun and wishing's cool, Now listen to wish and come here, That's my wish did I make my self clear?

Xboner is too main streem. I shall call it the xcock!

Granted, you buy all of humanity 1 coke to share I wish that I could punch people over the Internet

My problem is that I go to church with half the staff Throw in a Guy Fawkes mask too then. I don't have one, would a horse mask work?

My problem is that I go to church with half the staff

Why is it that when when ever I go to /mlp/ I start wanting to have spaghetti and corn on the cob for dinner. I can understand the spaghetti because the use that word to talk about social awkwardness, but why corn...why

Granted but now you can never corrupt any wishes I wish "for glory to fall on my name" (it's from a song)

Nope it's still shit. They could have done something new and interesting but no it's the high school drama win the dance stuff that has been made over and over agen. I will admit it might not be bad, maybe good or even great. But no mater what it ends up being it won't be as good as it could have been.

*running away form me after I said that you were adopted* "NO! It's not possible!"

Granted, magical puss pixies fly out of the blister on your feet and heal them. But they never go away and you will be forever surrounded 2 inch tall bad smelling naked pixie girls that will never stop talking. I wish for fame

They knew you loved every minute of it, so they gave you more to do User was banned for this post. No...no she wasn't. it just feels really good saying that. Is there a way to set up a system that will automatically ban a new user that in a short amount of time posts the same thing (like the wall of shit text then links) several times? That I think would fix the problem

There are no breaks on the rape train

How come the spambots never post in the free for all thread? Because they hate freedom

Maybe because its 1 am, or that I've been worked harder than a rented mule every day for the past 2 weeks but that made compleat cense to me and I find the narrative compelling and the story very well executed

Head canon accepted

Think it's kinda obvious, innit Whooves? That may be who in named after but not who I act like

So what poni am I like?

I did not understand anything you just said.

I just got back from my first day at my first job, at little caesars. Feels good to work for money

Wait wut. Your reading fallout equestria? Good. Very good. But what is this I hear of clop fics? (My pervert sense is tingling)

1857

I'm at my high school graduation right now. I'm so bored

Where the fuck you been bro

Banner because we all no it flat you'res

Banned because I still don't have my rep back. I want me reps bake.