Doctor Felix Whooves

Because the "episodes" are repetitive, it's the same thing with a slightly different setting and new characters that've been added with no previous introduction or notice. I wouldn't mind it if they weren't just shoehorned in. If that's how you feel so be it, but I don't see it that way.

Cleaning, I'll do all the cooking because I'm very good at it. And I just can't clean for shit.

N-no, that's not how it works. A storyteller needs to know when to stop. This story though, feels far too spread out with the character cast changed bigger and bigger by every chapter. At this rate, you can think about the chapters as episodes and the volumes as seasons. That's bad how?

Total approximate wordcount as of Chapter 52: 1,047,898 At this point, I get the feeling that he'll somehow manage to get in a trip to the freaking post-war Crystal Empire before this is all done with. No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

Fine, I'll just stop *grumbles insults under his breath* Oh and a new chapter of fallout equestria project horizons is out

Let me tell you a story about the 500th page of ban the person above you

That might work, but pleas be gentle. That was not sexual at all!

That's all it takes for my mind to make it dirty. I'll have to try harder. A lot harder. So very fucking harde- dammit! I did it agen! Fuck this wont be easy.

Hmm... Me being trixy now that would be- Dammit fluttershy your making it hard for me not to be a perv

Pff get on my level Whooves, I've been at it for more than a year. Wait what? You've been at what for more than a year?

Fine, I'll stop being such a perv.

About what?

No it would be >make sex >plot >make sex >plot >make sex >plot >make sex with Luna >plot >make sex >plot >make sex >plot >make sex >plot Also Dr. Pervypants I like this name

>Introduce villain. >Establish he is made of shadow. >Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait. Boom. No, no it's >introduce Villain > make sex joke >Establish he is made of shadow >make sex joke >Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait. >make sex joke That's how you do it

By Luna's phalic shaped horn! That turkey was by far the best I've ever had! And it was so juicy! I'm still blow away by it. It was far better that I thought it would be, and I thought it would be godly.

Bacon butter

Bacon butter.

This is going to be a good thanks giving this year! Want to know why? Bacon Butter! I'll explane what that is in a moment. First lets talk about the turky. Most years my family dose a thing called "brining" (I don't think I spelled it right) it's where you soak the turkey in broth and spices for a day befor you cook it, and it tasts grate. But this year we did some a bit different, we used apple cide as the broth. Then we made the bacon butter, it is raw bacon, butter, and a fuck tun of spices blended together and you shove it under the turkeys skin befor you cook it, but that's not all, this turkey is going to be cooked covered in bacon, all over it, bacon woven into sheets, a turkey soaked in apple cider filled with bacon butter and mummified in bacon. That is good cooking right there. Bet you feel hungry right now,

If you're going to fight someone, WIN. Everything else is secondary. Those are words to live by.

dafuq?! what'd you do and how'd you get in talking terms with ken? Who?

Oh. Oh sweet celestea. That. That is... Fuck I need to sit down. I. I don't even. Wow

Bolth men are so drunk that they have no idea what's going on, so he just assumes the other guy sang the song

On a cleaner note, I just got the ios My Little Pony game. It's pretty good, any one else play it?

What? Some one here needs to represent the dark and sticky part of the fandom.

And let's not forget how this will effect fanfictions, just think of all the porn that will come from this episode.