Doctor Felix Whooves

Every one is lost in there own little worlds, filled with hate, self pity, and vapid self interest. And we all need something to snap us all out of it, something that can't be forgotten, something that would permanently effect every thing every where, something that no mater where you look you can see it, some thing that starts fast and ends just as fast. We need a wake up call, and we need it now.

My family is not Irish (but it would be a lot more fun if we were) were from all over, but most of it is Dutch, although I think there was some Viking in there considering what I look like and how I'm built.

The bird flu needs just one mutation in just one gean to make it posibal for it to spread from bird to man and back, if this happens there would be a world wide epidemic, we will need to stay in are homes for 3 months because its not safe to be out side, your tap water won't be safe ether, it is predicted that 1/4 of the worlds population will die from the flu, and another 1/4 will die from the madness of it all. That would kill mostly the stupid people.

By eating all the pies The slenderman has a crush on me, what do?

So you know the guy that sold trixy the alicirn amulet? Well it terns out his name is "odsin ends". I like this name

Make you house out of fire, no you never need to worry about having company Help! There's pie every where!!!

Stop posting that/over doing it 0DTLcR5awn0

Amen brother, Amen

Wow it's just like my last family reunion, but with drinking and a lot less passive aggressively hating each other silently.

Every time a midget dies in fire an angel gets it wings.

Banned for stuff

I know, but dose this mean

Wow, it's just like a fanfic I read once.

Wait what?

If it's not the extended cut, you probably want to go, but if it is the extended cut BEWARE THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF SAURON, HE KNOWS YOU COULD NEVER HOPE TO SUCCEED IN VIEWING THE TORMENT OF NINE HOURS OF HIS POWER. It's the extended versions. OH GOD! I've done it 3 time and each time was a test of endurance, you'll need a lot of popcorn for this.

Get high and make what you see Everything I draw or paint is creepy as fuck, how do I fix?

If it's not the extended cut, you probably want to go, but if it is the extended cut BEWARE THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF SAURON, HE KNOWS YOU COULD NEVER HOPE TO SUCCEED IN VIEWING THE TORMENT OF NINE HOURS OF HIS POWER. Bitch pleas, I've done that 3 times already

Give them the deed to your house I'm trying to not be perverted but its really fucking hard, what should I do?

I'll do it for you

How? It's half the reason you came here in the first place

10 north poles/ 10 Christmas!

Oh ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus No ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus No ye cannae shove yer granny, 'cause she's yer mammy's mammy, Ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus! Ye can shove yer other granny off a bus Oh ye can shove yer other granny off a bus Oh ye can shove yer other granny, 'cause she's yer daddy's mammy, Ye can shove yer other granny off a bus!

Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental (or regimental) soldier Do your ears hang low? Do your ears stand high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you summon o'er your neighbor With a minimum of labor? Do your ears stand high? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears stick out? Can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Do your ears stick out? Do your ears give snacks? Are they all filled up with wax? Do you eat it in the morning Do you eat it in the bath? Do you eat it with a scone Or do you eat it on its own? Do your ears give snacks?

I don't want the details.