Doctor Felix Whooves

I drive a 1994 ford dodge red truck. It's red but the driver side door is white because I has to be replaced. It was made the same year I was born so I feel a bit of a special connection to it. It's a hunk of junk and a peace of crap, I call her Susan. 9 miles to the gallon. I would not have it any other way.

There was a spin off with shean

I seriously never even thought of that. I don't do that because I far to narcissistic to delete one of my posts

That feel when you want to post in a thread because you have something relevant and interesting but can't because you were the last person to post in it...

"Why does no one like me? I like me"

I don't drink for manny reasons, but mostly because I make enuff mistakes on my own, I don't need any help making them

No no not that some thing unexpected...

I just had a dream that the boomer from left for dead was craping on Bill, as Bill was chanting "what do you do at a bath tube poo" I think I need mental help...

Yes it been good. A little too good... I feel like something very bad is about to happen in the fandom

Why do my feet speak French?

I've seen vodca that is 99.5% ABV

Cow tipping...

I'll put my opinion this way... I want to shove pineapples up Hasbros ass.

Big boobs that's all I need

No you haven't, but it is good to see you back.

Well... Fuck this. I'm going to kill my self in the bath tube. I'll see you all after I pussy out.

I'm putting you in a time out for that.

Yes, and I know all the cheat codes

Well to quote my father (who is a huge ass by the way) "bit your quitching about this nucking futs world"

What would you rather have, hasbro no longer have the IP but you have all that fan made stuff, or the show still going on?

What? (ow) I'm just joking and haveing fun (ow) what's wrong with that (ow oh God the pain some one pleas just fucking kill me!)

I'd hit you if I could move. Blow it out your plot ...ow

Ow... The pain. I can't move. It was fun but oh God the pain... scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ Noun Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. I'd hit you if I could move.

Ow... The pain. I can't move. It was fun but oh God the pain...

I'm at a skiing resort right now, I'm going to be here for over 10 hours! It's the first time I've been skiing in over 6 years.