Kenwoodrulez

I listen to this, like I do every week.

Gotta' agree with you there. It's like stepping on a lego while walking around barefoot, it's moment of 'Uugh!' that you can't quite describe.

Metal Gear Solid 2, it was a clunky experience with an outrageous story and I'm not sure why I put the time into beating it in the first place. I didn't even feel proud of myself for doing it, I just felt relieved that the nightmare was over. Though, there was also Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, which took what the first game did and made it really, really tedious. And it was depressingly short, only extended by gameplay fodder such as pointless mini-boss fights. Like, seriously- why do I need to fight the absorbing man? Why? Also, if you're gonna keep the story straight, don't bring down the "twist ending" that didn't really happen in the story arc (Civil War) your game takes place during. If the game clearly exploits what happened in a point in comic book history, then keep your story straight, it's not that hard! Though since Cap' lost Civil War, so that brings up several more questions. But I digress, the game's ending soiled the Civil War's good name, it was inaccurate and if I ever get the time, I'll go into detail what's wrong with MUA2.

Spy was as good as a cheesy comedy can be, and it hits the nail on the head in being what it wants to be, which is a comedy about spy games. That said, 6/10.

I'm a dude

I'm Kenwood, and one time I stuck tweezers in a power socket.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheWilyWoodster/ it me, bay-bee

Gordon must have talking back pack, just like Dora the Explorer does. (I know, it's a long shot, but it's better than Freeman pulling stuff out of his ass like a magician pulls rabbits out of his hat.)

Knowing Freeman's luck, one the following scenarios might happen... 1.He safely escapes Black Mesa and ends up becoming a world wide phenomenon, he'll have books, action figures, the whole deal, but in the end, Gordon would die from the brain cancer he caught while escaping Black Mesa. 2.Gordon escapes, only to die five seconds later, while crossing the street, he will get hit by a semi-truck. (And that's why you should look both ways before crossing the street, kids...) 3. Gordon tries to tell the media about Black Mesa, but sadly, he's thrown into a mental institute, being considered insane.. To this day you can hear him shout: "I'm not f**king around, guys!! There were these Cthulhu looking things that spat out their vomit at me, and these squeaky little dogs that made shock waves..." 4. Gordon's sport that involves the eyehounds become's a major hit. 5.Gordon realizes that he forgot his wallet in his locker and he has to go through all of the stuff he went through ALL OVER AGAIN!!