Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

You'd better be using XP for all this time. If I find out you were using vista......nothings gonna happen really. Something might happen in the land of "I don't know, I really don't".

Today at school: (I speedwalk by some black people) Some chick I don't know: Boy, you better watch the fuck out. Me: U MAD? Black chick: No- Me: YOU MAD! (/me trollfaces) Black chick: Quit smiling at me like that ugl- Me: (Almost exactly like the TF2 Engineer) NOPE Today in World Geography: Teacher: Are the United States doing much about poverty? Me: NOPE Teacher: Can you stop shouting out the answers? Me: Nope, just Chuck Testa. Teacher: Who? Me: Eeyup.

We need a PA for people like me... (ponyholics anonymous)

Facepalming, Apparently games are more educational at my school than actual work. (I'm fixing to pound some students' face in.)

I bet you thought your connection was alive... NOPE. It's Chuck Testa.

I bet you thought that was Rebecca Black singing? Anyway, This will end up like May 21.

DON'T start it... kfVsfOSbJY0

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I was hoping you'd all vote for rocket to insanity. -.- G3 dash it is...

Watchception?

My reaction to suddenlink.

That's a very nice picture you have there... Be a shame if something happened to it.

And I like your current "not so nice" avatar.

I actually went looking for that first picture as soon as you brought up your avatar not being scary enough.

Alright, I'll run a little vote for my avatar too... Voters for Rocket to Insanity avatar: .5 Voters for Zalgo Dash avatar: 1 Voters for Disturbing G3 pony: 1.5

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Today at school Some kid: *Talking about football or some shit* Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: *Starts his story again* Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: What? Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: *Starts going on about football again* Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: Cool sto- Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: Shut u- Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: Next person to say "Cool story bro, tell it again" is gay. Me: again it tell, bro story cool. Some kid: What? Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: You said it, you're gay! Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: The fuck? Stop! Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: Shut the f- Me: Cool story bro, tell it again. Some kid: Next person to talk is gay. Me: There are multiple meanings to the word gay. Some kid: No- Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

My avatar is now 10x scarier.

6/10... :/

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The world will end on December 2- Ays5DP1m1JQ Nevermind, not anymore.

How's this one?

When he sees the Rocket Launcher: Oh, what' thi... *random noises because he can't express his excitement in any other way* When he gets to the Hydro-electric dam: Oh, is this a way ou... HOLY SH*T When he finds the gluon gun: Hehe... Look at me... I'm a ghostbuster. When he enters the portal to Xen: LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!! When he sees the other tentacles: "What's in he-" *Sees tentacles* "OH GOD" *GTFOs* When he sees the Gonarch: SHIT! A GIANT HEADHUGGER WITH A TESTACLE! RUN!