Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

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Well, I dunno... Nice avatar.

I win...

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Never have I laughed harder in my life.

It's part of my Asperger Syndrome.

Quack under it's caged kitten. L M F A O

Today at lunch- Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a homosexual? Me: Nope. Marcus: Are you a Heterosexual? Me: Eeyup. Marcus: F**K! Today in Professional communications- Teacher: Do the assignment on page (I ain't gonna spend an hour trying to think of the page number. -.-) of your Professional Communications book. Assignment: Define the following words: Listening Hearing Speaking Interpreting Decoding My answers: Listening: What none of the students here know how to do Hearing: Every student's sad excuse for listening Speaking: What the students here do too much of Decoding: Something the students don't care to do. Interpreting: The reason why the students here don't learn, They don't even know what Interpretation is. Today in Algebra 1- Me: Are you 3 idiots gonna actually work or just sit there derping around for the rest of the period. Student#1: Oh, I forgot we were in math. Me: There's an Asian math teacher right there and students all around you. Student#3: Ah, just give me your answers. Me: Alright. (Gives the students in my group incorrect answers) Student#2: Ha, we're passin' this sh*t, that kid's smart. Today, also at lunch- Me: Hey, you up there in the doorway, you can't be that fat to be blocking the entire thing. The kid in the doorway: Bitch, I'm- Me: Oh, YOU MAD! Kid: NO I'M NOT Me: YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW! Kid: NO I'M F**KING NOT. Me: Stop shouting it. Kid: BITCH I CAN SAY IT HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO! (One of the school's 3 principals walks in)

One side of my family is German, the other, Rednecks, as for what side of the family my mother's on; p5zJoRQ4e60

That was FUCKING perfect. That was perfect. That was also perfect.

Jesus Christ, Rarity already told you to stop discussing it! Back on topic.

I'm in a very trollish mood right now.

...self righteous cock suckers. We should have some of the AF users create an account on landover and make a spam post. (there's a 300 wait period between posts) Just sayin'.

So I can't troll them? I love trolling Homophobics and Racists.

I just created another Landover Baptist account and they banned me because I have Asperger Syndrome.

Where is it? Is it in Satan's Entertainment? If so I think it got deleted. It was in introductions, they gave me an "unsaved trash" title and edited my post to say "** animal porn removed **" And after defining pornography for them, they got all pissed and said "Have fun in hell" Here's how it went: Random fag: Reported, enjoy your ban Random fag: Heathen's comments removed, praise! Me: *insert pornography definition here* Therefore, this isn't animal pornography. Random fag: Got that from a dictionary, did you? Well, have fun in hell. (I actually defined it myself) Me: Was that "Have fun in hell" comment directed to me or the entire Landover Baptist community? (deleted, banned, they mad)

Also, I'm switching to Zalgo dash, I hate the G3 dash, she ain't even a pegasus!

I made a my little pony thread on Landover Baptist to see how they react, I probably already have a "god mocking homosexual" title... those people are idiots.

I'm probably already known as unsaved trash on there.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=807794#post807794

Laughing so hard right now, According to this guy's signature (on Landover Baptist) Hypocrites will be sent to hell. Does that mean all of Landover Baptist's community is headed there, or are their skulls just too thick? I'm thinking of creating an account, posting ponies on there and seeing what they say about it. "Half the Internet is populated by Homosexuals who call themselves "bronies""

Oh cool, 4 pages and we're already off topic. Let's just banish this thread to the second page.

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You were adopted. Your real parents ARE eskimos.