Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

Playing/Kicking ass at/Getting bored of CoD:WaW.

"took". o.o

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Sublime [AF]: Do something involving "come at me bro" Did something similar last Tuesday actually. Got on the bus, there was this one kid who has only rode the bus twice the whole year, not including that day. He, for one, took my spot next to my friend John, where we discuss Religion, politics, etc... Of course, this kid is a brat. He acts all big and bad like he can beat me down. He's only about 4 1/2 feet, actually. So this was the entire bus ride, I had to sit behind him, of course, but where I could get a perfect view of that angry little face of his, totally worth it. Anyway, as soon as I got on the bus, this was the conversation we had: Me: Hey, aren't you that kid who rode this bus like twice at the beginning of the year? Him: Aren't you some fag who keeps sticking his nose in other people's business. Me: No, I think the man you're looking for is on bus 19, where all the other short douchebags are. Him: Do you see that guy out there? *He points to this tall, thin guy, Taller than me, but not as thin.* Me: Yes, is he you from 10 years in the future, I'm quite shocked future you hasn't been jumped yet. Him: That's my uncle. You want me to get him on this bus? Me: Do it faggot. Him: Call me a fag one more time. Me: FAGGOT *Other kid stands up* Him: CALL ME A FAGGOT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! Me: Fag Fag Faggity Fag Faggot. Him: DO IT AGAIN Me: Faggoty fag faggerson fag faggola Faggy McFagface Him: CALL ME A FAGGOT AGAIN BITCH AND I'LL KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Me: Didn't you tell me the same thing before I called you fag about 50 times? Him: OOH YOU SON OF A BITCH Me: COME AT ME BRO *He threw his fist, didn't hit me, it was a failed attempt to make me flinch. Later, this kid is talking John's ear off about his uncle. Him: Yeah, there's a person on this bus I'll get him to take care of tomorrow. Me: Who, Austin? Yeah, he's pretty annoying. Him: No, you, dumbass. Me: Coming from the person who's failing Algebra 1. Go back to 5th grade ya idiot. Him: Idiot? Me: Yes, Idiot. I-DI-OT. *I define idiot for him* Me: And what's your uncle got anyway, huh? He's like a slenderman, I could rip his guts out with my bare fists. Him: Alrighty then, we'll see. *He takes out a fake phone and dials 000-1111* Him: Yeah, there's this kid I need you to beat down for me. *No sounds coming from the phone* Me: OOOOH a fake number! Quite the GENIUS you are! Him: Well, he heard that too. Me: Cool, can he hear from 10 miles off? HEY! SLENDERFAG! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Him: Son of a bitch. I'm gonna knock out each tooth in your face. Me: Mouth. *He throws a punch trying to make me flinch again. He fails.* Me: WOW! YOU HIT ME SO HARD IN THE FACE I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT! At this point he was so butthurt he almost cried. It was a good day.

Almost forgot Yesterday at school: Noticed Jonathan (This kid I hate) on the other side of a door chatting with his friends. I was indoors, he was outdoors, so I went up to the door, forced it open so it hit his back and pushed him over. *hedeservesit.jpg*

I actually read that as phone number, so I went and got the support one.

Banned because not anymore

I predict an assload of fan content from this episode Also: FdcpM1prxEQ

800-345-SONY

No, to hug Fluttershy!

Runescape and a Whore?

I loved that comic Axel linked.

Here's my wish: *Insert insane pony related wish here*

I laughed a bit too hard at that, my insides need surgery.

Here's the thread to post the creepiest sh*t you've seen on the internet. cqbcnPQwen8

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/season-2-episode-9-sweet-and-elite.html#comments XD ALSO YES

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/twilights-library-defense.html YES

I'm not much of a fiction reader. I'll only read sad, shipping, and grimdark fictions.

Because you poked and slapped me with a glove on a stick.