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Soda and cheez doodles Breakfast of fucking champions.

Why do I always get asked to go out drinking when its a school night? Sitting at home being bored as fuck when my friend calls: "Hey, you want to go out drinking?" "Nah, I start at 8:15 tomorrow..." "Ah thats too bad, we've bought energy drinks, cider and vodka. We are rolling around in *insert name of our other childhood friend who now has a drivers license*'s car, pumping some music and smoking" "Ok, Ill come with you but I cant drink anything" End up getting more drunk than anyone else there. Had the worst fucking hangover all day. I have no one to blame but myself. Oh well, atleast I got to sleep 8 hours after school and now we have ordered pizza. It didnt end up that bad. Protip: Dont drink before the longest school day of the week and dont DONT FUCKING DONT skip breakfast AND lunch with a hangover.

Coca-cola and some chocolate

if you played AC3, you already did- remember Haytham? 1. Make a great character which you grow to like almost instantly 2. 3. ??? 4. Profit

Im so glad google exists.... and that I can access it on my phone. Dont know how many times that has saved me...

Don't start. I know what certain media and schools force feed the children about Vietnam, and most of it is propaganda... The southern Vietnamese ASKED US to help them to stay independent. Yes I know that. But there is the whole thing about napalm, which fucked that country up for quite some time. Bombing and killing civilians happen in every war so Im not gonna use that as an argument. All I wanted to say was: if you let one slide then you gotta let all the others slide aswell. If you ban one then you gotta ban all the others aswell. Lets not derail this thread, Im not trying to start an argument.

I know what you mean. My parents bought me a nonfunctional motorcycle for $200, and what did I do? I thanked them profusely. It's a nice bike that just needs a little work, and I have nothing better to do. (it takes out two birds with one bike) Yeah even though it doesnt work its still a free nice thing. Like when I got my moped, it didnt even start so what do I do? I fix it. It seems no one has the know-how to even perform the most basic fixes. If you cant fix it yourself, just ask someone to do it (and pay them).

why the hell everyone hate Desmond so much? only thing i dislike about his story is that when he had first decent character development in game, he was killed. But about ww2- im frankly quite tired of ww2 games being set to more famous battles. Its like very huge portion of the ww2 hadnt happen. Also, nazis are frankly overcriminalized. Before you come calling me a nazi, hear me out- most soldiers were not involved in war crimes and yet we are given impression that nazi soldier= always evil sadistic bastard (THAT is what i call overcriminalizing, as large portion of soldiers were in german uniform against their will). However, i dont even try to deny or justify these people who DID commit war crimes or "simply" crimes- who were still large in quantity. i would like to stress that, that I DO NOT approve nazi crimes- i despise people who did those But why not also let ww2 era assassin fight against soviets? its untold story that soviets were in fact bigger criminals than nazis (again, no justification towards nazis- NOTHING is going to make their crimes disappear). Its bit too stereotypic that soviets were "innocent"... Its often forgotten that they aided nazis at start of the war, invading Poland from east. But back to ww2 fronts- Poland is good alternative, but main thing i seriously dont want to happen- i dont want to see battle of stalingrad or d-day. 2 most overplayed battles. I know that nazi soldiers didnt have a choice (I know my wwII history, it is one of my biggest interests) I also know that the soviets were alot worse than the nazis (before someone goes: "CONCENTRATION CAAAAAMPSSSSS!!!" I want to say that the soviets also had camps similar to concentration camps. They also killed ALOT more than the nazis did. Its just because the soviets were on the winning side that this gets overshadowed) and I wouldnt mind running around in snowy russia, killing high-ranked officers with my mosin nagant but I much prefer the feel and atmosphere of war-torn europe. It would also be cool to be an assassin for the nazis who knew that the americans were working for the templars or something, that is never gonna happen though because people would put their PC-hats on and scream: "NAZI FUCKS!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS??! SIX MILLIOOOOOOOOON" Yeah we know that alot of people died at the hands of the nazis and it was horrible, yet nobody makes any protests when a vietnam-game comes out where you play as the americans. So fuck the world for existing and ruining my fun. Also, I never hated Desmond, as a character he was all right. What I hated was that I just wanted to play as a medieval assassin running around killing people but instead got: "YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THIS MACHINE NOW TO DO IRRELEVANT BULLSHIT THAT YOU DONT CARE ABOUT FOR 20 MINUTES!! ISNT THIS THE MOST FUCKING FUN YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE?!" At least they dropped that shit with black flag. In short: No fucking fun is ever allowed anymore and I wish I had the budget and skill to make videogames so that I could release controversial games and watch people get mad.

All I want for the next assassins creed is: 1. No fucking Desmond (which black flag fixed) 2. Have it set in WWII 3. You are a polish assassin fighting the german oppression 4. You still use blades but have access to a luger or something 5. NO FUCKING DESMOND 6. NO. FUCKING. DESMOND.

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Im so sick of people getting free shit then whining about it. "My dad only bought me *insert older model of iphone for 6000000 dollars here*, I wanted a *insert newest iphone for 999999999999 dollars here* he is such a fucking asshole!!!!!" or "My parents only pay for a 2 room apartment which is bigger than half the houses in this town, WAAAH!! WAAAHHH!! MY PARENTS HATEEEE MEEE!!!!!" Fucking ungrateful shits Ive gotten LOTS of things from my parents (not gonna lie, its usually expensive stuff too) and I have ALWAYS been grateful for it. I realised when I was very young that I had it better than alot of people and for that I was grateful and shared the stuff that I got (example: if I got a new console or something, Id always invite friends over and let them play etc.) But Im so sick of spoiled little FUCKING SHITS who get their own fucking apartments and dirtbikes for like 1000 dollars and just whine about it. What the fuck is wrong with people?! You get something expensive as FUCK and you cry because it wasnt the newest model or something?? Money doesnt grow on trees, your parents spend more money on you than they have to because they love you and you just go and fucking complain. Edit: I also want to add that even though it kinda seems that way in this post, Ive never acted like some spoiled little fucking brat either.

Think again... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipera_berus OT: Here's the picture I promised... Yeah well i didnt include the rare "huggorm" since im pretty sure more people get mauled by bears then die from something as harmless as the huggorm actually is. (unless youre a child) And were only 9 million people here As i sidenote i killed one in the forest with a shovel a last summer. Fucking snakes in summer cabin lurking in the tall grass... Also: fuck bears. OT: Watching south park, waiting for my friend to wake up (he has only been sleeping for the past 10 or so hours)

Im not really 100% on this subject. Ill check this up on google.

The way he was acting, Im not doubting you. Could it also have been a psychosis? Friends were uncertain and said that if he had a psychosis then he would probably have been pissing himself etc.

He was probably on a bad trip from cocaine or something. Blood-shot eyes and wasn't exactly speaking clearly.

Interesting thing that happened about an hour ago: Me and two friends are waiting for one friends bus, just sitting in a park chillin'. A guy walks by on the street, staring at us, we just ignore it and keep talking. We then see him start walking towards us, he is wobbling around pretty bad, he comes up to us and says something that no one could understand and leaves in the matter of 3 seconds. After about 1 minute he returns again and starts speaking some foreign language (he was coloured). At first we just assumed that he was drunk but then he starts shouting, waving and just wobbling around. He is doing some weird gestures and its impossible to make out what he is saying. We figure out that he can understand english and start asking him if he is all right. Guess what response we got? The guy gets down on his knees, points at me and screams: "GOD *MUMBLE* JESUS!!! THE CHILDREN THEY WALK THIS PATH!!! *points to the right* BUT *mumble* THIS PATH!!! *points to the right*. We all start laughing because this is just absurd. He goes on like this for some time and we ask him if he has drank too much or taken any drugs, he just goes: "NO!! NO SMOKE! GOD DOESNT WANT ME TO SMOKE!" He then pulls out a pack of cigarettes. My friend says we gotta go because the bus is leaving in like 15 minutes, so we tell this guy that we need to leave, he walks with us to the road and starts lighting a cigarette. So we take advantage of this opportunity and get out of there ASAP. Otherwise its probably been one of the best days ever. How was your day, poeple of accursedfarms?

Powerking white cola and cheese doodles

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Pepsi Max All the lunch I need.

Best part is Megan Fox going "I'm a reporter 'cause I'm holding my phone sideways like this, see?!" Indeed. OT: Someone asks me for help, I give them help, get this reply: "THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!" Then why the FUCK did you ask me for my fucking help, you goddamned moron?! If you knew how shit works, why are you fucking asking me? People = the worst kind of people.

Lets hope this is the case with this movie, aswell. I agree that the sliding down the mountain after a humvee part seemed horrible, but that final joke was quite good. The last joke actually made me laugh. The rest of the trailer was like a parody of a trailer.

Lets hope this is the case with this movie, aswell.

Rice and soda.

Yeah, honestly, I'm not sure how this is that bad. I mean, thinking about what it COULD have been like, this is actually pretty decent. The only thing I don't like about the movie is the villain. I think whoever is the bad guy will be a terrible Shredder, but the CGI and acting on the turtles isn't bad at all, and the premise doesn't seem shit-terrible. This could potentially be an 'okay' movie, rather than 'horrible' like we're all expecting. It would've been decent if it was something other than TMNT IMO. This was literally trailer-for-Michael-Bay-movie 101. Im not gonna get my hopes up.

I went on youtube, saw that there was a trailer for a new TMNT movie, I went: "Aww hell yes! I fucking love TMNT!" *watched the trailer* "Where did I put the cyanide pills?" nCjsWpM9zFU