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"Language of science", my ass!

Great. So it IS just me. So not only can I not stop associating the Gman's HL1 dialogue with dyssynergic defaecation, I have no one to confide in.

I'm talking about the delivery

http://kotaku.com/5917306/half+lifes-agonising-remake-still-on-new-screens-released I squee'd

Is it just me, or did the Gman sound constipated in Half-Life 1? Kinda ruined the mood for me.

In Episode 1, there is a moment where you have to crawl up the air ducts and temporarily leave Alyx behind; however, if you go too far down the wrong path you fall through, in the same room where you started from right in front of Alyx. "Oh, back so soo-" "SHUT UP. Shut up. I don't want to hear it."

[Gordon has just fallen off a conveyor belt into a pit and avoided landing inside a giant crusher and is on the sides of it] Freeman: Are you kidding, this is even worse than I expected! This is something out of a cartoon! [watches as the crusher kills a headcrab that has fallen from a different conveyor belt] Freeman: Oh my God, that just killed that space bug like an Earth bug! [a few more headcrabs try to jump towards Gordon who pulls out his crowbar and hits one while dodging the other] Freeman: Oh wow, my lucky day! This is a dream come true! When I was a kid and I went to see Santa Claus, I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight with these tiny fucking monsters jumping in my face! [hits another headcrab] And I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher that could kill me in one quick motion, AND THE SIDES TO BE SLANTED SO THAT IF I SLIPPED I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE! AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL! WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR?!

Um, so? I'm a Half-Life fan that supports gay rights. I don't see where your going with this. ______________________________________________________________________________________ A homophobic Half-Life fan, obliviously getting a lambda tattoo. That'd be hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_symbols#Lambda The combine are a bunch of white trash homophobes

"Civil Protection isn't a bunch of white trash homophobes, Freeman. You're just being paranoid." "Gina Cross and Judith Mossman aren't the same person, Freeman. You're just being paranoid." "The Vortigaunts aren't pure evil, Freeman. You're just being xenophobic."

"The administrator isn't going to sell out the human race, Freeman. You're just being paranoid." "Aperutre Science isn't stealing our Xen crystals and is using them for inter-dimensional travel, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

Um... Wow. Look what I found. d0c9oZSq4DM DQ8-vwelsLs Spoilers?

After the Barn Advisor scene in Episode 2: Freeman: (Out of breath) Oh...oh my god. I almost got mindfucked! Literally!

I doubt Gordon would be that dickish. Eli was the black scientist that sends him up to the surface to seek help.

The hud is protected onto his glasses. I turned the crosshair off because it's there when you don't have the suit. (There's no way in hell I'm turning the hud off)

I also turn off the crosshair.

These are just my own thoughts.

More of my questionable humor! Breen: “We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay.” Freeman: “Decay constant, bitch! Oh wow, that sounded a lot better in my head.” ___________________________________________________________________________ Warning Voice: “Confiscation Field Activated. Unregistered weapons detected.” Freeman: “Oh, come on! The crowbar counts as a weapon? Heh, I guess it does now.”

That always bugged me about Episode 2, the strong conflict between Eli and Kleiner about what to do with the ship. It's nice to have an idea as to what the problem was. Aperture Science. Tricky bastards.

Spoilers! Aperture Science has access to dimensional travel. The Borealis could either mean thinking with portals, or unleashing an army of man-mantises onto the world.

I'm making it harder on myself.

It's funny to think that Gordon's large killcount is simply the product him getting deeper and deeper in over his head, not by any form of skill or tact.

Save the Ta-tas! Who cares about the women?

The thread or the bus? EDIT: I didn't mean to do that ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sexualizing Illness. Sex in adversing has hit a new low. http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-bizarre-new-trend-in-advertising-sexualizing-illness/

"Are you checking your breasts every month? Let us show you how." Mother of God.