Brad

20 years from now, there will be a sitcom called "That 00's Show."

I'm not one to judge, since I'm pretty weird myself, but my dad will occasionally walk into a room that either me or my mom are in, and yell something out at random. (Ex: KICKIT! or Shiiiiieeeooooot!) He also likes to play pranks on waitresses. A few of his favorite jokes is to tell them that their shoes are untied, even though they usually wear loafers, and when asked how he wants his steak, he says he'd like it cooked.

Hot. 89 degrees last time I checked. We had a thunderstorm a little while ago.

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

You didn't reverse time when you stepped into that teleporter while correcting your watch Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

The Brown Bullet That sounds pretty badass.

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I've only played it once, fairly recently. (Three or four months ago.) It's pretty fun, but some people take it seriously. Luckily I haven't had the pleasure of playing with those people.

ZDHSbrPZH4A There goes my childhood...

Green button-up shirt, khaki pants and green puttees.

Spaghetti with sliced sausage and black olives.

The world, and by extension, the universe is an amazing thing. We should explore and learn more about it, instead of fighting over who owns which part of it.

I try to avoid swearing on the internet, but in real life I cuss like a sailor.

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"Hi, I'm here to make pea- HOLY CRAP, LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE CUPCAKES!" Brad pointed off in the distance. Username looked over his shoulder and did not see Brad draw the sawtooth bayonet from under his jacket. The hill now belongs to Brad.

I must be at a freakshow, I see only bearded ladies here.

Granted, you still have the basic anatomy of a human, but your skin is scaley, you breath fire whenever you sneeze and you can't go into anybodys house without knocking over something with your tail. You'll be forever hunted by deranged dragon hunters. I wish I was able to comprehend the 4th dimension.

Nothing. Watching the game, havin' a coke

10/10 From which the strongest weapons are forged.

Very endearing personality. It's the little random things that you do that I like.

10/10 The universal truth

I bought a game called Call of Cthulhu: The Wasted Lands off the App store a few days ago. Tis a good game, my only gripe is when every time you make a move, the game spawns EIGHT TO TWELVE OVERPOWERED FREAKS OF NATURE THAT INSTANTLY OVERWHELM ME, AND I HAVE TO TRY TO KILL THEM WITH RIFLES THAT, HALF THE TIME, MY CHARACTERS CAN'T EVEN AIM PROPERLY, EVEN THOUGH THE ENEMIES ARE LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO TAKE OUT A SHOGGOTH BY THROWING A RUBBER DUCK AT IT!

Yes, I would like an application for Miskatonic University.

I absolutely hate people who walk through a hallway in groups of five or six in wall formation. As if walking through a crowded hallway with a full backpack was hard enough, I have to dodge these jackasses while trying to get to my class which is on the other side of the school in under four minutes.