Brad

I think i saw that in the Guiness Book of World Records. She's beautiful in her own way, I guess.

Bad idea: start talking about this again.

Party like there's no tomorrow. What would you do if you were in space?

Aping my soul, You stole my overture, Trapped in God's program, Oh I can't escape. Who are we? Where are we? When are we? Why are we? Who are we? Where are we? Why, Why, Why? I can't forgive you, And I can't forget. Who are we? Where are we? When are we? Why are we? Who are we? Where are we? When are we? Why are we in here? (Part 1: Overture) Rise above the crowds, And wade through toxic clouds, Breach the outer sphere, The edge of all our fears, Rest with you. We are counting on you. It's up to you. Spread our codes to the stars. You must rescue us all. Spread our codes to the stars. You must rescue us all. Tell us, Tell us your final wish, Now we know you can never return. Tell us, Tell us your final wish, We will tell it to the world. (Part 2: Cross Pollination) Let's start over again. Why can't we start it over again? Just let us start it over again, And we'll be good. This time we'll get it... Get it right. It's our last chance to forgive ourselves. (Part 3: Redemption) -Exogenesis: Symphony by Muse.

Unfortunately, this still means he's going to kick you in the nuts.

Banned for thinking I think like that.

Bad idea: getting in the pool with a lightning rod when it starts to thunder.

Banned for preferring colorful money over green money.

Unfortunately, everyone does and wants you to give them cookies.

S.U. ARMY GUIDEBOOK 1. Try to avoid getting shot if you don't want to die. 2. Try to avoid dying if you don't want to get shot. 3. Throw the pin and keep the grenade. This will confuse the enemy. 4. Tell the grunts that they're grunts, and their only real purpose is to soak up bullets so that the more important ranks can get stuff done. I.E. blow up a microwave cassarole, play frisbee with a landmine, write articles on WikiLeaks. 5. If a grunt manages to get something done, tell him you're out of medals and instead give him a gold star sticker. 6. If you are out of ammo, pick up the spent bullet casings and try to fire those. 7. After securing an area, do the victory dance. Da da da da da oh wait... 8. Please refrain from griefing during platoon LAN parties. 9. *Revision* Effective immediately, all soldiers must wear football helmets and pillows to make up for low helmet and body armor production. 10. Shoot first, ask questions in the after-action report.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit

"Postpone group suicide." That just reminded me how much I laughed at that. Now for some filler:

Banned for thinking this thread is boring.

Banned because I'm changing it at 12:00 PM tonight.

Get everyone together and separate them into 2 teams. Who would be on your team, and what class would they be?

I'm worried about clicking on that link, should I be worried?

Oh, uh... ...*runs*.

Shhhhhh, it'll be over soon. *Starts hitting harder while sad music plays in the background*

Fortunately, every CoD player realizes this and pledges to stop purchasing every game only for their Nazi Zombies campaigns.

I had to give him +rep for that. Alright, *throws down shovel* that takes care of that. *Looks down and sees a twitching hand sticking out of the grave.* Ugh. *Starts hitting the hand with the shovel.*

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling

Banned for changing your avatar.

Yeah, what kind of quote was that??? We are all humans... Please, allow me to apologize. Upon further thought I realized that this was a stereotype and I decided to remove that one part of my post. Sorry if it offended anyone, it was just me not thinking straight.

Banned because... ... wait, what?

The idiots of Garry's Mod or The Retards of Half Life. I can't remember which one was first but they were both good IMO.