Brad

Banned for illegally torrenting games. You dun goofed, Internet Police, bla bla bla, consequences will never be the same.

Banned for making even worse mistakes than hat.

Good idea: Eating food

The weather has been alternating between sunny and rainy almost every day. Make up your friggin mind already Mother Nature!

Did you know that I find that unlikely, but if you managed to prove it I'll give you -rep for it?

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There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for

Around the world - Daft Punk.

, it's pretty much how I feel on a good day. Daft Punk or LCD Soundsystem?

I like it! IMO it sounded like futuristic elevator music.

Banned because he said it's the best ever.

Gintama

Type some of your favorite jokes here. A word of warning though, although there can be some dark humor don't say anything overly sexist or racist. Keep it civil.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed

^ Medievil.

You're welcome.

Crates, they're better than aliens. Plus they can break your fall. Speaking of which, Aliens or robots?

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to e-mail it to you. I'll post the picture here in a few minutes as soon as I can figure out a way to alter the size. EDIT: Here it is!

Too right, mate. Some humans lose the ability to be empathetic over the internet when they realize that, due to anonymity, there are no ways that it can negatively affect them. Key word being "THEM". To be honest, I found the song annoying, but I didn't outright hate her for making it. Now these idiots have probably ruined her chance at becoming a singer, just because they didn't like the song. Did you know that humans crossed the Moral Event Horizon a long time ago and that this is nothing new, but it still makes you sick to your stomach?

Good idea: Making healthy conversation with people over the internet.

Did you know I'm not surprised?

Alright, it's drawn and I took a picture of it. I apologize in advance in case if the quality (both the picture and the duck.) is bad. It's the best I could do in a short amount of time.

Fortunately, the spy was on his team.

Drawing a duck for Ian.

Like this this. Explosion or implosion?