Brad

I said nothing overly sexist or racist, as in anything that could qualify as hate speech or if you were intentionally trying to offend someone. Personally I think the joke is hilarious.

Fortunately, it survived.

I apologize for the necropost but I thought this story should be told: I just saw a story on one of the local news networks talking about how the workers at Iowa Select Farms were abusing the sows and piglets at one of their so called "farms". Apparently, some of the workers would throw the piglets on the floor because they were, and I quote, "bouncy", and would laugh while they did it. http://www.woio.com/story/14992429/exclusive I'm starting to think humanity is beyond redemption.

Accursed Forums, we post what we must because we can. For the lulz from all of us, except the ones who lurk.

Cyberpunk. SNATCHER FTW! or

Did you know that one of the ingredients in Chicken McNuggets is an anti-foaming agent (Dimethylpolysiloxane) which is used in caulks, sealants, Silly Putty and is even used as a filler for breast implants?

Banned for not finding something to do.

Fortunately, one of the Z.I.G's had a copy of everybody's brain on it's hard drive.

What are your favorite gaming magazines?

Brad tells political joke. +1 Wit! Depression lifted! Uh oh! Someone is offended! Random Flag Waver and Brad duel. Random Flag Waver uses politically correct argument. -5 patience! Brad uses the "It's just satire, calm down!" argument. Attack deflected! Random Flag Waver accuses Brad of bias against Republican media. +5 damage to psyche! Brad calls Random Flag Waver a prude! +100 damage to ego! Random Flag Waver storms off! +5 resistance to sensationalism! LEVEL UP!

Banned for quoting Singularity Sky. Or else.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would

@Blue: Almost everyone has those kind of problems when they get out of school. You're expected to immediately get a job and find a role in society, but I like to think that isn't necessary unless you have some serious debt problems. If you ask me, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what you do with your free time but if you feel guilty for not getting anything done, then try to help around the house. That's all I have to say. @Lord Sinister: People work like that because they found something to motivate or drive them. If you want to be more productive, try to find a motivator. My turn to rant. I think that people don't take me seriously. I used to be very apathetic but over the years I "woke up" from that episode in my life and matured emotionally and mentally. The thing is though, I'm very empathetic. I want to help people to the best of my ability and I am always quick to apologize if I hurt someone's feelings but I feel like this is an ability that other people can take advantage of and manipulate for their own purposes. I want to learn how to not care about some things but I just can't. I'm also afraid that if I do learn to stop caring, I'll go back to being my old self and I can't allow that to happen again. /Rant

Hypercane or "super typhoon".

Banned for being a year older than me.

Banned for doing the same thing.

What you say!! Fortunately, I take off all Z.I.G'S *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* For great justice. *BOOM*

Fortunately, I set it up the bomb.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were

Fortunately, I started a new topic anyways. I was walking down the street to go see my friends.

I want to be half of a half-elf rogue. I'd say go for it. Imma be a human mage.

^ THAT trial needs to go by faster. useewutididthere? Icwutudidthar, and I agree. Both trials have taken up ridiculous amount of time and taxpayer money. They both have to face the consequences of their actions and stop prolonging the inevitable. EDIT: It's eerily coincidental how you did that, Epsilon