Brad

Banned because there is no such thing as liking too much. Woah... I think my sig is starting to turn me into a brony. Good thing it's only temporary.

I came here bored... ... I left entertained. That's awesome.

Cleaning off my REV-6 Maverick.

I'm all for it. Lieutenant Brad, United States Space Marine Corps, reporting for duty sir.

Banned because it's supposed to echo, hence the Baron Samedi.

Banned because you didn't even laugh. MUAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHA!

You're welcome!

Banned because that's not a evil laugh, this is a evil laugh; MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Banned for having an AWESOME sig. I'm jelly.

PS2 rocks.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was their home. Unfortunately John Freeman came with his wepon

1972 Zenith Allegro. I like the old stuff. Interior Crocodile Alligator or Exterior Alligator Crocodile?

Banned because I'm resistant to telepathy.

Banned because I didn't get the memo. EDIT: Did you give me +rep? If so, thanks

Banned because it's only temporary.

Banned because deal with it.

Banned because I fixed it. Is funny NOW, no?

Yo dawg, I herd u liek space so we put more space in space so the endless universe can be more endless.

Banned because I managed to screw up the image. It's supposed to be Derpy Hooves.

Banned because you're right. I'll be right back. EDIT: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

Still Alive - Lisa Miskovsky

Banned for not having any jokes in your sig.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face

A new forum game, create different yo dawg phrases. I'll start: Yo dawg, I herd u liek makin new threads so we put a thread in a thread, so you can make moar threads in that thread.