Brad

YFW Mitt Romney wins the presidency.

My personal hell would have to be being forced to work at a minimum wage job for almost my entire life. Having to deal with a boss who is always pissed off and crazy customers for 50+ years. Finally when I get enough money to retire, there will be a global thermonuclear war and me and Pauly Shore would be the only survivors.

Gouda. Add a few chunks to some Mac & Cheese, it's delicious. 8d

Die Hard A true classic of the action genre. 10/10

Sierra Mist

Hot damn, those damn dam puns got me! Has Freeman ever used the MP5's grenade launcher before this episode?

I have a seahorse in each of my boobs. It's why I'm always so self-contradictive. Fun fact: male seahorses can get pregnant.

Hey Simon, I loved The Cask of Amontillado. One of my favorite Edgar Allan Poe stories. Welcome to the Forums.

The Killers - Read My Mind

I had a weird dream a few days ago where my cat attacked me for spraying him with a water bottle because he was trying to drink Lysol, then I went to bed and he came into my bedroom, took my phone and took pictures of me while screaming "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" in my dad's voice. I got a good look at my phone in the dream, and there was a portfolio labeled "Embarrassing Photos to Send to Your Family" in the menu.

I'm actually a seahorse piloting a robot in a human suit wearing a gorilla suit.

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"Damn, how did he know it wasn't loaded?!" Brad muttered to himself. Brad takes out his own banjo and duels with danielsangeo. Due to his mastery of banjo playing, Daniel gains the upper hand, but Brad wasn't planning on fighting fair, so he chucked his banjo at Daniels head and knocked him out. He quickly locks danielsangeo in a coffin with a woven vibranium lining, and buries him.

Granted, but your problems are included in your will and everyone assumes they were your final wishes, and the ensuing fiasco to fufill them causes major problems in your family. I wish I wasn't so bored.

An inspirational story based on true events detailing the heroics of a man who feeds the homeless. Elf

*Is in Ravenholm* Jesus Christ, where am I, Innsmouth? Hey is that grass?! God I haven't seen that in a while. Is it weird to be glad to see foliage? Because I could think of a few things that I'd be happier to see. Coffee, a grappling hook, some supermodels... *Sees the hanging lower half of a body.* Damn, must've been some birthday party. Oh, more of these freaks huh? NOTHING A COMPACT, FULLY AUTOMATIC 4.7mm PROBLEM SOLVER CAN'T HANDLE!

Documentary on the life of Jack Nicholson. The Evil Dead

COUSIN! LET'S GO PLAY DARTS!

Brad walks up to danielsangeo. "Hey, that's a nice instrument. I see you're very talented. I'm pretty talented with this Instrument right here. I call it 'Tiny', because for something this small it packs enough of a wallop to kill most big game. At this distance I'm probably not going to miss. I think we know who's going to own this hill. Have a good day sir." danielsangeo makes a smart move and walks away.

1447 ways to skin a potato with a sharpened carrot.

Banned for being mean and green, but not lean, a pair of jeans or being the dean of Mr. Bean's alma mater.

James Woods plays the role of a TV producer who's on the brink of losing his job. He creates a new TV show in a last ditch attempt to save his studio. The show becomes successful and becomes part of the primetime lineup on Nickelodeon. Predator

Jimmy Hoffa isn't buried beneath the floor tiles of the locker room Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

HEY COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING!