Brad

All it takes is one turtle bar cascade.

Like a true ninja, he literally blends into his surroundings. Look, did you see that?! He just morphed into your moniter! Now he's a lampshade. Great, now he's your refrigerator. You really need to stop leasing that spare room to ninjas, man.

It's from another Konami game. Zone of the Enders.

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Drunk guy stumbles past a redneck; Drunk: *Hic* Redneck: "Ey, whaddid eye doo to yew?!"

I've done absolutely nothing worthwhile this summer. I barely go outside anymore and most of my friends stopped talking to me. I've decided I want to start working out to keep myself occupied, so I tell my mom that I'm going to start jogging in the morning. She looks at me like I'm crazy for wanting to step outside, and she throws a giant fit and starts arguing with me, saying she doesn't want me hanging out with the wrong people and getting thrown in jail or dying in the streets. (The cold, hard streets of suburbia *Shudders*.) Despite the fact that nobody really talks to me anymore.

Artistry

Pasta What is your favorite method of transportation?

Nope What is your favorite breakfast food?

Here, take this candybar.

The door code is 111231222122212342413532514243153534111. Watch out for the Karkian though.

Muse What is your favorite hat?

Chopin. Etudes, Opus 10 No: 3 is one of my favorite pieces.

Drug dealer is forced to fight the corporations trying to buy out the land he operates his meth lab out of. He becomes the wandering defender of the ecosystem of housing projects everywhere. Daddy Day Care

I'd like to see an auctioneer produce an auto tuned, Scat-Manesque rap song.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/07/steams-newell-windows-8-catastrophe-driving-valve-to-embrace-linux/ Gabe Newell predicts Windows 8 to be a "Catastrophe" for PC gaming, and is worried about losing revenue and original equipment manufacturers to Windows Store and Xbox Live. Do you agree with him?

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I'd only hit a woman if she attacked me first. Self defense shouldn't be gender specific. You wouldn't be acting like a gentleman if she were trying to stab, bludgeon or shoot you. You would either run away or fight back. It's a natural human response. However, hitting a woman (or anyone, for that matter) who had done nothing to provoke that fight or flight response, is a despicable act.

My friend let me borrow his copy of F.E.A.R for a few days. OhmygawdtheAIinthisgameisawesome. Such a refreshing change of pace to fight enemies that don't act like they were dropped on their heads when they were children.

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Stop dragging your teeth.

TF It's been broken for a while now. Since the Nixon administration. I don't think it would've mattered who was the better candidate, McCain would've walked into the same fire. When the debt gets this high, it won't stop climbing without serious reform. Yes, he's tried to fix the economy. He can't though because the Republicans always oppose him and the Democrats always back down. There is too much conflict in congress, nothing is getting done and if they keep fighting it's only going to get worse. Source? Who's saying this?

I can't even try to make a joke about this, because it took care of that for me.

I found almost $15 in spare change in my room. Then I found a $5 bill laying on the floor. I SLEEP ON MONEY.

http://www.mapofthedead.com/map/ Use this to plot out where you are going, which stores you'll raid along the way and places to avoid.